We pick up where we left off last week at Romona’s dinner. Ramona is trying to convince Leah to stop talking about sex all the time. That’s not going to happen. Luann decides to go to bed early and miss all the drama. Now Ramona is talking about sex. Ramona is drunk.
Ramona is clearly NOT the queen of updos.
Let’s (NOT) Talk About Sex, Baby
Ramona, who wants people to stop talking about sex, can’t stop talking about dicks, and it’s cracking me up. It’s soo awkward. And to make matters worse, they are going to paint a nude male model in the morning. I feel like we’re being inundated with minute-by-minute updates on Leah’s dying grandmother, and it’s getting uncomfortable. Maybe she should have stayed home with her if she cares so much? Why are Eboni and Leah getting glam? It’s ridiculous for a nonevent such as dick painting, and to top it off, they’re making everyone late. Eboni’s make-up in her talking heads is frightful. I hope she didn’t pay someone for that.
Luann has hired a male model to pose nude while they paint him. Um, they don’t know how to paint. Eboni and Leah are late because of their glam squad. Luann loves her new man Garth. However, I guess it was a pandemi fling because she has been calling the paparazzi a lot lately to snap photos of her and a former NFL kicker. Luann is trying to hook Sonja up with some guitar player. Sonja is not having it. He’s not wearing an ascot. Even the French accent isn’t charming her. The ladies are mesmerized by the nude model. Ramona is really vibing to the French guitarist’s music. Leah has a cryfest. I’m kind of over her this season.
You’re a hoe!
It’s finally time to eat lunch. Which, of course, will be another bitch fest. Leah arrives dramatically in dark sunglasses. Luann’s friend Garth has made a nice-looking lamb curry. There is even more conversation about not talking about sex. I mean, we did just paint dicks for an hour. Leah gets pissed at Ramona and stomps away from the table. It comes off very immature. Ramona gets into it with Eboni. Then, Eboni says she is “the most educated person in the group.” Wow, this Eboni thinks really highly of herself, doesn’t she? Luann and Ramona both have a hissy fit over that comment. Who says that? But then, fucking Leah returns to scream at Ramona because she compared her to Avery. Apparently, Avery doesn’t talk about dick all the time. All these women do is shout at each other. Sonja, on the other hand, is well-behaved, lol.
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Leah is RUINING this season. They should have fired her mid-season. And apparently, she is the reason Heather quits mid-season. I can’t say that I blame her. Suddenly, Luann and Eboni are fighting over their education. Luann does speak three languages. Also, you are at her home. I’m team Lu on this fight. Then, Eboni tells Ramona that her “white fragility” is annoying. WTF? She just asked her to STOP SCREAMING! Eboni gets called “angry” by Lu, but Eboni takes it as being called the angry black woman. She is screaming. She is ANGRY.
Meanwhile, Ramona is inside, STILL TALKING ABOUT DICK! Luann kicks Eboni out of her house. Sonja tells her to have a safe trip. Leah comforts a crying Eboni after Eboni says Lu called her an angry black woman. I’ve got to say Eboni is fudging the truth. Next week we return to the Hamptons. Here’s to hoping these women can get along.
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