The Irish Goodbye
This episode begins with the ending of last week, where everyone says, “Let’s go to bed.” We are back in the Hamptons on the morning after housewife Burning Man. Everyone is questioning Eboni’s “Irish Goodbye.” That’s when you just sort of just leave without saying anything. I do it all the time. What in the hell is going on with the fashion this season? Anyway, off we go to the winery. Is anyone else questioning the fact that it is Luann’s trip since she’s newly sober again?
Luann is only one month sober. So what better trip than a trip to the winery where she can drink her frose’ (fake rose’)’? Eboni confronts Ramona for calling people “the help.” She clearly doesn’t get that’s just how Ramona is. Ramona says she gets it. Leah confronts Ramona about donating blood plasma after having antibodies. Of course, Ramona is lying. No one believes Ramona, and she gets really defensive and storms off. Leah thinks no one is backing her up when she confronts Ramona on claiming she gave plasma after having Covid. No one believes that Ramona had covid. That would have been splashed all over her story on IG rather than traveling the world during a pandemic. I believe Ramona, she’s always been one to do what she wanted regardless of how it affects others.
Ramona’s Continually Lying
We all know that Ramona is full of shit about donating her blood. Sonja is thrilled that some old man said she had a fantastic body. I’m not saying she doesn’t, but she looks pretty desperate for attention. What is Ramona’s issue? And so they head home. Eboni is shocked about how wasted Sonja is. Probably pills? Allegedly? Off to shop. They buy sage to cleanse the house. Everyone is so mean to Heather. Sonja is drunk as fuck.
Luann tells Leah she has an urge, and she goes off to smoke a cigarette. Leah thinks that Luann drinking fake rose is a trigger for her. They eventually move to the table. Why is Sonja dressed like a pilgrim? Ramona tries to get her to drink.
Apparently, Heather talked trash about everyone, especially Lu. But, she is coming back! At least for part of the show before they drive her off for speaking the truth. Sonja is wasted and seemingly jealous of Lu’s Facetime with Garth. WHY, WHY, WHY did Eboni have to bring up a financial institution? Sonja is now on a tear about J.P Morgan and causing a scene. It’s in typical wasted “Sonjarita” fashion, and I’m embarrassed for her. All of the women but Eboni take it on stride.