1. POPBITCH 04/01
Staff at which fashion label have found their faces becoming billboards for their employer? They’re all under strict instruction to only wear Covid masks that prominently feature the label’s branding. (All except for the boss, that is, who prefers to go maskless.)
This foreign-born A+/A list mostly movie actor burned every last bridge this past week to his role in the long, long long-running franchise. He is getting paid twice as much for one quarter of the work in a different part thanks to the streaming money laundering service. Daniel Craig/”James Bond”/”Netflix”/”Knives Out 2″ and “Knives Out 3” (Netflix Spent Almost Half a Billion Dollars on Two Knives Out Sequels Starring Daniel Craig)
For years, I have been telling you the permanent A list “singer” is not in charge of any of her social media. None. She can’t post what they don’t let her. Finally, the mainstream media is just figuring all of that out. Britney Spears (Britney Spears’ ex-makeup artist claims she’s not controlling social media)
This A- list actress in an entertainment family where A- list doesn’t get you to the top knows she is about to be busted in a same-sex affair she had a few years ago and is trying to mitigate the noise.
To show the world that everything is OK between them, this A list singer/bad actor wants to do a song or two with the alliterate permanent A list singer. She said no. Actually, it was much stronger than that. She wants no part of him. Now, his manager is shading her, which is why she said no in the first place. Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson/Johnny Wright (Justin Timberlake’s former manager Johnny Wright tells Janet Jackson to forgive the star over their 2004 now-infamous Super Bowl performance)
This barely legal Disney actress, who is not named Bella Thorne, has been extorting married men she has slept with. She was making a lot more money before she was legal, though.
He had a prescription. Was it a real doctor? Yes, in a sense, they can prescribe medicine. Did the doctor actually meet with the patient? Nope. The lawyers for this permanent A+ list athlete take great pains to remind them of another ongoing athlete case, ensuring no leakers. Tiger Woods/Kobe Bryant crash scene photos (The cause of Tiger Woods’ crash has been determined, but details yet to be released publicly) (Vanessa Bryant Names Sheriff’s Deputies Who Allegedly Shared Photos of the Kobe Bryant Crash Scene)
This person (Marina Abramovic) is the face of the poster for Satanism. She has been doing it for decades and profits greatly from it. Her last money-making project was sidelined due to the pandemic and the one before that killed by public outrage (although she did get paid half); she has now commandeered a compound off the coast of Africa where the elite from Europe are gathering for “lessons.” Marina Abramovic/Nairobi, Kenya, Lamu Island (specifically, its Shela village) (The coronavirus-free Kenyan island attracting socialites, Marina Abramovic, and Dominic West (post–Lily James hoo-ha))
Talk about something escaping from a lab. Look no further than north of the border (Canada). The company (“Apotex”) that killed a couple (Barry and Honey Sherman) had tested the drug (“Ferriprox™”/”Deferiprone”) on a small sample size and discovered it was likely to lead to permanent brain damage, so they stopped its use. That drug appears to have been slightly modified and is on the loose in the country as it spreads. Canada/”Apotex”/Barry and Honey Sherman/”Ferriprox™”/”Deferiprone” (Court documents reveal more details about 2017 homicides of Barry and Honey Sherman) (Deferiprone Industry Poised for Trends, Growth, Challenges and Forecast 2021-2026| Apotex, Cipla) (Thalassaemia major: the murky story of deferiprone) (Canadian Scientists Honored for Role in Breakthrough Drug) (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 01/23/18)
Reader Blind: Just starting out, the now permanent A+ actor made inroads into the business via the Laurel Canyon/Sunset Strip crowd in the late 60’s/early seventies by dealing pot. He was known as the man to see for the best weed. It helped him land that iconic small part in the counterculture independent film that ultimately catapulted him into stardom. Harrison Ford/”American Graffiti”
Reader Blind – Old Hollywood – Kindness: Aside from charitable endeavors, these two actors have two other things in common – 1.) They both played immediately recognizable characters (“Thurston Howell III”) and (“Captain Jonas Grumby (The Skipper”) on that very famous ensemble sitcom (“Gilligan’s Island”) with the theme song everyone knows. 2.) They both died in the same year. Actor #1 (Jim Backus) was a noted comedic and serious actor (Filmography). He specialized in playing characters of a certain income level. He was equally famous for voicing a popular cartoon character (“Mr. Magoo”). In his spare time, he served on several boards of philanthropic organizations. In particular, literacy became a passion of his. He worked on several projects to bring books to underprivileged inner-city kids. He and his wife left all their money to charity as well. Actor #2 (Alan Hale Jr.) was in primarily adventure movies (Filmography) before the sitcom role. His father was also an actor. He was active in raising funds for those afflicted with the disease that also killed him. Towards the end of his life, he performed in children’s wards for the terminally ill-dressed as the character from the sitcom. He did this even as he was very ill and dying. “Thurston Howell III”/”Captain Jonas Grumby (The Skipper”)/”Gilligan’s Island”/Jim Backus/”Mr. Magoo”/Alan Hale Jr.
The Drawings: Way back in the day, before this movie studio, it became much more than just a studio; they had many artists. The artists needed training. The male artists kept pushing that they wanted to draw live nude females. Ultimately, permission was given, and it became a free for all region of debauchery. Even though the studio’s head had initially said no to the requests, most afternoons, he would be there watching and staring and then afterward go wash his hands for a solid 30 minutes. When it became known how much the pay was for modeling and how it could lead to other studio jobs, the person in charge, other than the studio head, had to put a filter on the whole thing. It was then decided you could not be older than 23. It was also preferred you be blonde, but the occasional brunette was fine. The models had to be willing to go out for “cocktails” after the modeling session with whatever artist won the random drawing of the day. If they did those things, they could come back for more modeling and eventually get a full-time job at the studio. Were there ever models underage? Of course. They had to learn how to draw young women, too, right? The head of the studio was there for that too. “Disney”/Walt Disney (Animation’s Early Days: Artists, Hucksters, Talking Mice and Pigs)
The one named A list singer who also directs is working overtime to make it look like her relationship with her protégé is legit. It even includes setting her up in a fake relationship. Sia/Maddie Ziegler/Eddie Benjamin (Maddie Ziegler supports boyfriend Eddie Benjamin as they arrive at the release party for his debut EP Emotional in West Hollywood)
This cable channel didn’t know the extent of how this star was a fraud, but they knew her lifestyle was above and beyond her documented income. They just didn’t want to know. That is different than saying nothing showed up in a background report. “Bravo”/Jen Shah/”Real Housewives of Salt Lake City” (‘Real Housewives’ star Jen Shah’s legal drama explained)
Will a county supervisor end up dead? I doubt it, but it wouldn’t surprise me if the secretive Northern California men’s group makes her life miserable for the next few months for publicly calling them out on their past and present behaviors. Sonoma County Board of Supervisors – District 5 – Lynda Hopkins/”Bohemian Grove” (Open Letter to Members & Guests of the Bohemian Grove)
Is it leaving a hit show? This hit streaming show is losing one of its stars. Could he have stayed longer? Probably, but the story on which it is based had him pretty much gone. So, no, I don’t think this qualifies as leaving, and if they can figure out a way to write him in, I think this A- list actor will be back. Regé-Jean Page/”Bridgerton” (‘Bridgerton’ Breakout Regé-Jean Page Will Not Appear in Season 2)
This former college tech company is facing a class-action suit from advertisers. They are supposedly getting millions of impressions on their ads but zero customers. Why? A bot farm in China is their impressions. “Facebook” (Facebook Analytics Will Shut Down On June 30 – Here’s Why That Is (And Isn’t) A Big Deal)
Reader Blind – 90’s Limo Driver: The driver was assigned to drive the East Coast Rapper for two days and take him to appointments around LA, etc. The driver and rapper talked freely and seemed like old friends when driving alone together. When associates of the rapper got into the car, it was a different story. The rapper verbally abused the driver. “Why are you driving so slow? Get on this bitch!” the rapper barked. “I’m a little gun shy. I just got into a bad accident last week (mentioned before here),” the driver said. “Get on this motherfu*kin’ horse and ride,” the rapper demanded. The driver punched it and was driving well above the speed limit on Burton Way, past the Beverly Hills Police Station. Years later, the driver heard the rapper met an untimely death. The driver shed no tears —the Notorious B.I.G.
I’ve been telling you since day one of the relationship between this A list actor with the famous name and a celebrity offspring that he was seeing other people and that continues to remain. If the offspring knows and is OK with it or doesn’t know is the real question. The other women have been and continue to happen, though. Michael B. Jordan/Lori Harvey (Michael B. Jordan Responds To Allegations His Relationship With Lori Harvey Is Fake)
The drug dealer’s (Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán) wife (Emma Coronel Aispuro) certainly knew of. Still, I’m not sure if she knew the Midwest CEO/drug lord (Marty Tibbitts CEO of “Clementine Live Answering Service”) who was killed. Because of his connections in specific industries, the question is whether the celebrity CEO (Elon Musk) knew him and how close they were. Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán/Emma Coronel Aispuro/Marty Tibbitts CEO of “Clementine Live Answering Service”/Elon Musk (Michigan CEO Led Double Life as Drug Lord With Plans for a Cocaine Submarine, Feds Say)
Reader Blind: In the years after this classic sitcom (“Bewitched”) with a supernatural theme went off the air, the female main character (Elizabeth Montgomery – “Samantha Stephens”), the actress who played her mother (Agnes Moorehead – “Endora”), and the actor (Dick Sargent) who played the main character’s husband (“Darrin Stephens”) for the second half of the series run all died of cancer. The actor (Dick York), who played the female main character’s husband during the first half of the series, was sick with different ailments (Emphysema) but got worse once he joined the show and eventually had to quit. Then there’s the crew – many of them developed cancer and other serious illnesses. Too many to be a coincidence. The answer is a self-explanatory one – the quickly built house on a backlot that served as the main set for the series was filled with asbestos. Relatives of the crew members have over the years received some hush-money payments in return for keeping quiet. Some ask why didn’t the very out-there comedic actor (Paul Lynde/”Uncle Arthur”) and/or the authoritative British character actor (Maurice Evans/Samantha Stephens’ father, “Maurice”) get sick? If you go back and watch the show, their characters were recurring, and they were not in every episode and therefore not required to be on set as much. “Bewitched”/Elizabeth Montgomery – “Samantha Stephens”/Agnes Moorehead – “Endora”/Dick Sargent/”Darrin Stephens”/Dick York/Paul Lynde – “Uncle Arthur”/Maurice Evans – Samantha Stephens’ father, “Maurice”
Reader Blind – Kindness: This late actor (Ross Martin) was everywhere on TV in the 1950s, 60’s and ’70s. (TV and filmography) The role he’s most famous for is a sidekick(“Artemus Gordon”) to the hero (“James West”) on this offbeat variation of an action show (“The Wild Wild West”) that had an awful film reboot (1999 – “Wild Wild West”) three decades later. He also did voice-over work for cartoons and directed episodes of TV shows. He did a lot of charity in his spare time, specifically for two causes. He was a primary mover for the Boys Club and Girls Club, devoting his time, money, and fundraising ability. He was even more involved with an institution that helped children afflicted with a specific condition that he was introduced to while researching a movie role. He started a celebrity sporting event for charity, and a lot of the money raised went to the institution. Ross Martin/”Artemus Gordon”/”James West”/”The Wild Wild West”/1999 – “Wild Wild West”
Four For Friday – “Paranoia” – An Intercerebellar Blind Item:
This foreign-born A+ list director (#1/James Cameron) didn’t just move to that small island nation (#2/New Zealand) because another A+ list foreign-born director (#3/Peter Jackson) has some of the world’s most state of the art facilities (“Weta Workshop”) there. He also believes the world will end within his lifetime, and this island nation is the most likely place to survive relatively unscathed. It’s also why he moved his substantial fleet of yachts there. Basically, he believes another virus (#4) will appear before the end of the decade. A far worse one. If the island nation falls, he thinks he can survive at sea. The director has a history of believing almost every doomsday scenario put forward in the last 40 years, so take from that what you will. (Hollywood Mythmaker Buys a Real-Life Pandora)
#1 – James Cameron
#2 – New Zealand
#3 – Peter Jackson/”Weta Workshop”
After being the face of “keeping yourself inside for a year,” then filming PSA’s for the same thing and shilling for a pharma company so you would get vaccinated, this A+ list mostly movie actor still hasn’t got vaccinated. Interesting. Tom Hanks (Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks have not received the COVID-19 vaccine)
Even though this late-night actress is a hardcore celebrity cult member, she gives a ton of money to them. She believes in everything they do, whether it is forced abortions, child labor, children separated from their families, and various other things that she throws her dollars towards. How come then she deleted her social media presence just when people/fans/reporters wanted to start asking questions. Oh, I get it. You love it until you have to publicly defend all their abhorrent positions. I can’t wait until you are forced by circumstances to go in front of the press for the show, and every single one of them asks a question about where your money goes. I bet you don’t even show up. Chloe Fineman/”Saturday Night Live”/Scientology (SNL produced the best parody of Scientology ever — and then hired a Scientologist)
Reader Blind: One of the most surprising aspects of this big scandal from a few years ago is how this deceased, mostly TV actor was kept out of it. He and the A++ disgraced criminal celebrity were co-headliners over a decade ago, and it was he who taught the star a thing or two about how to mix drinks, and his own victims could attest. Robert Culp/Bill Cosby/”I Spy” (Culp & Cosby: A special bond)
Reader Blind – Kindness: This deceased foreign musician (Joe Strummer) was primarily known for his time as part of an A+ group (“The Clash”) whose body of work is still very much admired. He also did some solo work and some acting. There is a foundation (“The Joe Strummer Foundation”) established in his name that has helped countless musicians worldwide, especially in the third world. In his lifetime, he was one of the first musicians to talk about climate change setting up his own organization, and even demanded a difference in the way his music was physically produced. Those who knew him recall he constantly helped those who needed it, especially refugees shelling out a lot of his own money to private groups to help with resettlement. When he died, he had surprisingly little money despite big success at certain points in his career. That is a testament to the generosity of this individual. Joe Strummer/”The Clash”/”The Joe Strummer Foundation”
The two A+ list sisters (in their corner of the entertainment world) who made their fame on social media on a particular app have a lot of explaining to do. They know that an underage friend was sexually assaulted at a party hosted in their own home. They further know they employ the person who committed the assault and pay him a lot of money every month. They haven’t ceased working with him. They are going to go down in a ball of flames along with the guy. They should step up now and be upfront and honest and discuss it. Charli and Dixie D’Amelio/”TikTok” (Bizarre conspiracy theories plaguing TikTok stars Charli & Dixie D’Amelio – from parental abuse to death hoaxes)
Reader Blind: Maybe now that the A++ figure’s family member is in the news again, it will finally come out that the relationship he had with the ex-wife of another close family member started before that immediate family member died, and not after. Hunter Biden
Reader Blind: Many years ago, there were two men of note in a foreign country. One (A. A. Milne) primarily became famous for creating an iconic group of characters, especially a character (“Christopher Robin”) modeled after his son and another not real character (“Winnie-the-Pooh”) which was compared in recent years to a current world leader (China President Xi Jinping). The other man (Aleister Crowley) was an infamous figure known for dark teachings and scandalous behavior. His writing and life were later influential on an A+ musician (Jimmy Page). These two men had two things in common 1.) They both did clandestine intelligence work for the government of their country (England) 2.) They both belonged to a secret dark arts group (“Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn”) of wealthy influential men which have existed for several centuries. One of the things this group enjoyed was sex with children. The creator had a clean reputation, but he kept a boy imprisoned for sexual purposes in the groups’ headquarters’ basement. When the boy died due to rough treatment, the creator had his body preserved and kept in a glass case. The infamous figure thought this was hilarious and liked to show it to visitors to the groups’ headquarters. A. A. Milne/”Christopher Robin”/”Winnie-the-Pooh”/China President Xi Jinping/Aleister Crowley/Jimmy Page/England/”Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn” (China bans Winnie the Pooh film after comparisons to President Xi) (What Jimmy Page said about living at the haunted Aleister Crowley house)
Reader Blind: This late musician (John Entwistle) is still considered perhaps the greatest of all time on his specific instrument (bass guitar). He was part of this A++++ band(“The Who”) until his death and made solo albums. One of the band’s earliest singles (“Pictures of Lily”) features a solo by him which is not typical for this instrument (french horn). In keeping with his dark sense of humor, among his personal paperwork, after his death was found a series of correspondence between himself and well-known criminals (serial killers, bank robbers, etc.). In the early days, this musician was sometimes helped to write these letters by this even more famous bandmate(Keith Moon), also deceased, who was famous for his practical jokes and out-of-control behavior. John Entwistle/bass guitar/”The Who”/”Pictures of Lily”/french horn/Keith Moon
Kate Winslet is opening up about a stigma in Hollywood that can create obstacles for gay actors. In a recent interview with The Sunday Times, the Academy Award winner said she knows ‘at least four’ closeted actors who fear for their career if they come out. “I cannot tell you the number of young actors I know — some well known, some starting out — who are terrified their sexuality will be revealed and that it will stand in the way of their being cast in straight roles,” she said. “Now that’s f***ed up.” “I’m telling you,” she continued. “A well-known actor has just got an American agent, and the agent said, ‘I understand you are bisexual. I wouldn’t publicize that.’ I can think of at least four actors absolutely hiding their sexuality. It’s painful. Because they fear being found out. And that’s what they say. ‘I don’t want to be found out.'” Winslet also noted that the stigma applies to “men more than anything.” “It’s bad news,” she added, “Hollywood has to drop that dated crap of, ‘Can he play straight because, apparently, he’s gay?’ ” “That should be almost illegal,” she said. “You would not believe how widespread it is. And it can’t just be distilled to the question about gay actors playing gay parts. Because actors, in some cases, are choosing not to come out for personal reasons. And it’s nobody’s business. Perhaps privacy. Perhaps conditioning and shame.” “We could have had a conversation about how I feel about playing a lesbian and possibly taking that role from somebody,” Winslet said. “But I’m done with not being honest about what my real opinions are, and I know the part was never offered to anybody else. In taking this part, I had an opportunity to bring an LGBTQ story into living rooms.” As for what’s necessary to bring about change, Winslet said, it will take “more people to speak the way I am.” “I don’t intend to browbeat or take on Hollywood. We’re just talking about young actors who might be considering joining this profession and finding a way to make it more open,” she said. “For there to be less judgment, discrimination, and homophobia.”
After less than two weeks, this B+ list actor knew he had to run as fast as possible from this singer/actress. Unfortunately, her current husband hasn’t made that same realization which is just making his life miserable. He doesn’t realize his wife parches her thirst by trashing him. Johnathon Schaech/Jana Kramer/Mike Caussin (Johnathon Schaech Says He ‘Had to Explain’ Photo From His 12-Day Marriage to Jana Kramer to His Son) (How Jana Kramer and Mike Caussin’s Marriage Grew Stronger When Their Faith Got Deeper)
You mean the relationship between the serial cheating half of this A/A- list duo and the yachter who prefers athletes, but during COVID changed things up, didn’t last? I am shocked. Drew Taggart/”The Chainsmokers”/Chantel Jeffries (The Chainsmokers’ Drew Taggart and Chantel Jeffries Split After a Year of Dating: They ‘Remain Friends’)
At first, I thought to myself that this foreign-born dual threat A list actor was just screwing with the world at large. Then, I realized he wouldn’t be able to do that with the newspaper interviewing him. They take themselves as seriously as the actor wants us to take his thoughts and opinions. Did he make a statement, or did the paper add that aside during this very, very, very lengthy interview? The result is we are back down to two kids. Benedict Cumberbatch/”Independent” (Benedict Cumberbatch: ‘Joe Biden? I’m going to plead with the guy to shut Guantanamo’)
Reader Blind: Decades ago, this A-/B+ Golden Globe/Razzie nominated actress (Lorraine Bracco) was once married to this permanent A list actor (Harvey Keitel). Together they had a daughter. After their divorce, the actress dated a B list actor (Edward James Olmos) who got caught inappropriately touching a 13-year-old friend of the daughter (Sexual assault accusations). This happened while they were all out of the country on location (Mexico) where the actress was shooting a film (“Medicine Man”), starring another permanent A list actor (Sean Connery). The B list actor went through a bit of a dry spell with work but later seemed to have been forgiven or his deeds forgotten. The actress settled out of court with the inappropriately touched friend’s family for a low 6 figures, which the mother used to open a store in NYC which has since closed. Despite all of this, the actress still married the B List actor a few years after this incident. They are no longer married. Lorraine Bracco/Harvey Keitel/Edward James Olmos/Mexico/”Medicine Man”/Sean Connery (Scenes From a Bad Movie Marriage)
This three named A- list, mostly movie actress, has her people selling herself as the reincarnation of this A- list actress everyone loved and who tragically died under bizarre circumstances. They are even trying to get some reboots of her movies made for the three named actress.
The alliterate one has spent the past two weeks offering to host fundraisers for politicians in exchange for their public support for her appointment as a Senator, should the vacancy occur.
This three named singer is actually paying her married lover to not break up with her.
This A- list bad actress has gained 10-15 pounds since filming her new limited series. She was also told that the perv director’s naked photos and passed around helped land her the job. Selena Gomez/”Only Murders in the Building”/Harmony Korine/”Spring Breakers” (Only Murders In The Building: Everything We Know About The Hulu Series) (Selena Gomez Says She’s Come To Terms With ‘Bipolar’ Diagnosis) (Harmony Korine on Selena Gomez and the Girls)
This A+ list, mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee, made sure that this foreign-born A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee wasn’t going to out him. Leonardo DiCaprio/Kate Winslet (Kate Winslet Says She Knows ‘at Least 4’ Actors ‘Hiding Their Sexuality’ Due to ‘Homophobia’ in Hollywood)
I find it very interesting that all of the women went to jail, but the man who flew them in for his friends didn’t go to jail. Considering he is one of the sons of the ruler, he could probably spring them pretty quickly. Dubai, the United Arab Emirates/Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum (The 40 women arrested for posing naked on a Dubai balcony are all models in their teens and 20s from ex-Soviet states who are each facing six months in prison and £1,000 fines)
There is crazy money being thrown around right now to try and dissuade news organizations from broadcasting a preliminary hearing next month in a criminal case. They know it will look horrible for this former A- lister and don’t want the world watching. They will be. Danny Masterson/Scientology (‘That ’70s Show’ actor Danny Masterson ordered to court May 18 to hear testimony in L.A. rape case)
She isn’t even sober or close to it. Still, this A- list singer is signing a long-term deal with a rehab facility that will pay her for endorsements and personal referrals. Demi Lovato (Demi Lovato has alcohol, weed in moderation: What experts think of ‘California Sober’ approach)
This foreign-born 1.5 hit wonder is now publicly trolling for customers and also showed what her bottom line figure is for one night of fun. At this point, they should just make yachting legal and start collecting some taxes because we all know she isn’t going to report that $15K she just earned. Iggy Azalea (Iggy Azalea Exposes X-Rated DMs From Desperate Admirers)
I didn’t discover until last week that two former co-stars from a long-running network drama own a NYC apartment together through a shell company in which they each own 50%. Interesting. Mariska Hargitay/Chris Meloni/”Law & Order: SVU” (Partners For Life: Inside Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni’s Enduring Bond)
Now that this former A- list singer has been killed, it looks like this A+ list producer/label head, all of you know, has got away with another sexual assault and destruction of a career. Quindon Tarver/Chris Stokes/”B2K” member Raz-B (Who was Quindon Tarver? ‘Romeo + Juliet’ singer who toured with Brandy dies at 38 in a car crash in Dallas) (Raz-B’s Sexual Abuse Claims Against Chris Stokes & Marques Houston Resurface)
Reader Blind – Kindness: This actually sounded like it was written by a publicist. But, they got one of their own last names answers wrong, which a publicist would never do, and I asked a friend about the warehouse. It was a house of sweaty horrors. Two friends of mine participated in a movie (“Whip It”) filmed in Detroit around 2008. The movie was directed by the talk show host (Drew Barrymore). During the movie, this late-night funny person (Jimmy Fallon) had a small part, but they were the show’s real star in how they treated the extras. You see, they were filming in a Detroit warehouse in August. With no A/C and these extras were sweltering in face paint and wigs. The late-night funny person entertained them between takes, signed hundreds of autographs, took dozens of photos. They could’ve retreated to their air-conditioned trailer, but they were a class act every minute of the day. “Whip It”/Drew Barrymore/Jimmy Fallon
Oh, how the tides have turned. The singing brother in the fake marriage essentially told his siblings he was done again with the group thing because they were holding him back. He was about to drop what was going to be the biggest album of his career. Flop. Flop. Flop. The record label says drop, drop, drop. They spent a ton of money marketing the album and are going to lose millions. Now, the brother says he was misunderstood and wants to do the group thing again. Nick Jonas/Priyanka Chopra/”Spaceman” (Nick Jonas’ Falsetto Rises But His Spirit Is Adrift in ‘Spaceman’: Album Review) (Why Blake Shelton Thinks Nick Jonas Is A ‘Horrible Coach’ On The Voice) (Ariana Grande joins ‘The Voice’ as a coach, replacing Nick Jonas)
This foreign-born A+ list singer gave the middle finger to all of her songwriters. She said she will find new writers who will continue to provide her with songwriting credits for songs she didn’t write. That might work if the new songs are hits, but if they aren’t, then you have burned every bridge and will never get another song and will be a “former.” Dua Lipa (Songwriters for Ariana Grande and Dua Lipa ask stars to stop taking credit for songs they didn’t write)
The High Priest: They wanted someone who had an in with the entertainment community. Let’s not forget that the original founders of this organization (Bohemian Club) were artists and entertainers. Had they been pushed aside for politics and the elite? Yes, but they liked to pretend they still cared. In the ’60s, they decided they needed someone to be in charge of all the ceremonies, someone who actually had experience with religion. They turned to one of the board members (Roy Disney). This particular board member was not as famous as his younger sibling (Walt Disney). Still, he controlled all the company’s money (“The Walt Disney Company”) he and his sibling ran. All of you know this company. I would venture to say that every man, woman, and child on Earth has heard of this company. For years, this company had lots of cash flow issues. It wasn’t until the late ’60s and early ’70s after this deal was made that the company never really worried about cash again. To supplement their cash position, the company was always making porn for the mafia and using their worldwide distribution network to move it. An interesting side note is that all of the legwork the company did in the very early 1940s in South and Central America with various governments is that the company’s mob partners used those connections and networks to develop drug smuggling routes. Anyway, our organization reached out to the sibling and wondered if he knew anyone. Of course, if he did, the person would be hired and given a lovely home right in the Opus 1 area (Napa Valley/”Silverado Vineyards Winery”), which was about as exclusive as possible get. Of course, the sibling knew someone. He foisted upon the group his son-in-law (Ron W. Miller), who stayed the high priest until his death. This deal also gave rise to the television agreements that finally got this company in the black. “Bohemian Club”/Roy Disney/Walt Disney/”The Walt Disney Company”/Napa Valley “Silverado Vineyards Winery”/Ron W. Miller (List of Bohemian Club members) (Disney’s Secret Porn URL?) (Disney World and Its Tangled Web With CIA Ops) (How the CIA Helped Disney Conquer Florida)
This A+/A list singer/soon-to-be judge is cheating on her boyfriend, so I’m really iffy on the whole wedding thing she is planning. Ariana Grande/”The Voice”/Dalton Gomez
With a new temporary hosting gig for the permanent A list athlete airing now, his actress girlfriend would inevitably wax poetic about their fake relationship. Aaron Rodgers/”Jeopardy”/Shailene Woodley (Aaron Rodgers has a crazy plan: QB explains how he could host ‘Jeopardy!’ full-time while still playing in NFL) (Aaron Rodgers, Shailene Woodley Pack On PDA During Easter Disney World Trip)
For years until he quit the music industry under pressure, I told you about this flowering fish DJ/producer and his obsession with underage girls and child porn. What I didn’t know until the court filing this week was that his management team was also heavily involved in enabling it all to happen for fear of losing their meal ticket. Bassnectar (Bassnectar Sued for Alleged Sexual Abuse of Minors, Child Pornography, Human Trafficking)
Speaking of flowering, the flowering financial institution went on a truth rant this week. She was targeting the celebrity CEO to let us know the stock and other financial considerations she received for silence on some matters that she is aware must have fully realized. You will also notice that she kept her rant to items not included in the settlement agreement. Azealia Banks/Elon Musk (Azealia Banks and Ryder Ripps’ NFT sex tape is being resold for over $260 million by the anonymous RultonFyder)
Some trade reports are highlighted today, highlighting the battle between this alliterate foreign-born A list actress (Gal Gadot) and the awful writer/director/producer/all-around a-hole (Joss Whedon). What none of the trades digs deep on is how the actress walked away from the winner in her battles. Well, it is because the director (Patty Jenkins) of her big solo movies (“Wonder Woman”) knew all about the mistress (Charlotte Kirk) of the studio head (Kevin Tsujihara/”Warner Bros” CEO) and used it to her full advantage. It didn’t save the studio head in the end, but it gave our actress and her director a big win when they needed it. Gal Gadot/Joss Whedon/Patty Jenkins/”Wonder Woman”/Charlotte Kirk/Kevin Tsujihara/”Warner Bros” CEO (Joss Whedon Reportedly Threatened to Harm Gal Gadot’s Career During ‘Justice League’ Clash) (Embroiled in Multiple Hollywood Sex Scandals, Charlotte Kirk Breaks Her Silence)
The Golden Ratio – Reader Blind Item: Back in the mid-2000s, this disgraced A list director would hold parties that each had about a dozen hot, young twinks in attendance, all hungry for fame and looking to make it in Hollywood. After everyone was sufficiently lubricated (in more ways than one), he would announce it was time for everyone to measure up, meaning we got our erections measured — girth and length. The one who came the closest to what the director called the ‘golden ratio’ then had to top the director. We never knew exactly what that ratio was. He made it very clear that any discussion of these parties would result in ‘the end of your career.’ We all took that to mean we’d get blacklisted, but one young guy with loose lips in West Hollywood did meet an untimely demise and was found naked & beaten in the Santa Ynez Mountains. We never knew if this was related, but it worked. I only feel safe telling you this now because I think he no longer has any real power. And yes, I did win the contest twice. Bryan Singer
This alliterate offspring (Brooklyn Beckham) of foreign-born A lister parents (Victoria and David Beckham) who made their fame in different areas of the entertainment world just got a tattoo of his insanely wealthy girlfriend (Nicola Peltz). Apparently, he is also one of the spotlighted people who messaged the foreign-born 1.5 hit wonder (Iggy Azalea). Unlike some of the others she shared, his was actually recent. The guy (Travis Scott) who wants to lick her butthole actually was quite some time ago and may have been back far enough where he was still with the mother of his child. The mother who is a reality star (Kylie Jenner) with the lucrative side gig and a sister (Khloé Kardashian) who is scared out of her mind someone will see her without filters and threaten to bring the entire legal system of the world down on anyone who shares such photos. Brooklyn Beckham/Victoria and David Beckham/Nicola Peltz/Iggy Azalea/Travis Scott/Kylie Jenner/Khloé Kardashian (Kardashian team working hard to remove unwanted Khloé photo)
Speaking of out of their mind reality stars, this recently arrested Housewife has totally blown off the advice of her attorney. He told her to stop filming. She said no. He said the feds will use every bit of footage that is shot and use it against her. She didn’t care. He said to live modestly. She went and rented a house she can’t even afford without using her ill-gotten gains. She thinks she will get a slap on the wrist like the famous moms in the college admissions scandal. They didn’t steal from others. She really is living in a whole other world. I suspect her attorney will quit in the next few weeks. Jen Shah/”Real Housewives of Salt Lake City” (Bravo will continue to film Jen Shah’s legal drama after fraud arrest)
This NBA player who made headlines last year with his very, very public affair is about to have some news drop from his ex that could see him suspended. The ex wants money. Malik Beasley/Larsa Pippen/Montana Yao (Larsa Pippen and Malik Beasley Split After 4 Months: ‘Distance Played a Role,’ Says Source)
I love that this foreign-born A+/A list singer in her country is speaking out about awful record deals and awful management. Let us not forget about her being super sketchy about keeping a timeline, so the world didn’t find out she was sleeping with the underage boy bander. Rebecca Ferguson/Zayn Malik/”One Direction” (‘Enough is enough’: Rebecca Ferguson demands parliamentary inquiry and overhaul of the music industry – as Jedward call out the business and Simon Cowell in Twitter tirade)
Permanent Solution: When this foreign-born former A list mostly movie actor (Antonio Banderas) began an affair with this A- list actress (Melanie Griffith), who is a celebrity (Tippi Hedren) offspring, he thought it would be a movie (“Two Much”) set fling. Both were married, and our actor, who is an Emmy and Oscar winner/nominee, thought this would be no different. Our actress, who is an Oscar winner/nominee, was unhappy in her marriage to a serial philandering actor (Don Johnson) and wanted a change. She wasn’t going to dump her husband unless it was a sure thing. When she asked her co-star about their future, he was very vague. The actress was having none of that. She made sure the wife (Ana Leza) of her co-star knew there was an affair. Whether it was an audio recording or video recording, no one is saying. Still, it was one of the two, mailed via snail mail. When the actor found out, he was furious, but our actress did the trick he liked so much, and they ended up together for a long time until he cheated on her with someone he met on a set. Antonio Banderas/Melanie Griffith/Tippi Hedren/”Two Much”/Don Johnson/Ana Leza
The professional mistress who is trying to land a reality show and a rich husband was on a talk show. It is what she wanted. Why was she on the talk show? Why is she famous? For the athlete and the actor she had affairs with. You don’t get to go on a talk show and not talk about them. You don’t get to complain about it when that is the reason you are there. Rachel Uchitel/”Wendy Williams”/Tiger Woods/David Boreanaz (Rachel Uchitel reveals she was ‘uncomfortable’ being asked about her Tiger Woods affair during ‘rough’ Wendy Williams interview)
The cleaning product actor’s team is about to sue his most prominent accuser, who is also a victim. Apparently, they planted some information which she then used to make an accusation that isn’t true. Now, they will sue her for that in a bid to completely discredit everything else she said. Armie Hammer (The Hammer’s House of Horror: Actor Armie Hammer stands accused of sexual depravity… but then he is heir to a millionaire dynasty of hellraisers who reveled in perversion, drugs, and violence. And his father kept a 7ft ‘sex throne’, writes TOM LEONARD)
Because of things like turning the tragic overdose of the former A list rapper/A- list actor to your story instead of his and this constant thirst, people really don’t like you all that much. So, it should not come as a surprise to the former tweener turned A- list adult singer that your record sales suck, and even the A+ lister you nabbed for a single couldn’t help you. DMX/Demi Lovato/Ariana Grande (Demi Lovato Says DMX’s OD Scared Her, Feels ‘Survivor’s Guilt’) (Demi Lovato on How New Musical Collaboration with ‘Really Good’ Friend Ariana Grande Happened)
This foreign-born A/A- list mainly movie actor who was a star in one of the largest franchises of all time should be very cautious. That C list reality star hookup of his, who he thinks he is being extra careful with and won’t get spotted, is actually documenting their time together and will sell it in a second to keep her 15 minutes going. Documenting EVERYTHING. John Boyega/”Star Wars”/Maggie Carrie/”Love & Hip Hop: New York” (John Boyega Might Be Dating a ‘Love & Hip Hop’ Star According to These Instagram Clues)
The French-sounding rude actor/frequent meme is not dating this actress offspring of someone much higher on the list. It is the same as every other person he has “dated” over the past couple of years. Timothée Chalamet/Lily-Rose Depp/Johnny Depp/Lourdes Leon/Eiza González (Timothee Chalamet & Lily-Rose Depp Both Spotted in New York Amid Speculation They’re Back Together)
This southern reality star is not doing her custody battle any favors by hooking up with one of the higher-ups in a Miami drug cartel while also using his product. She will be lucky to not end up dead. Kathryn Dennis/”Southern Charm” (Kathryn Dennis shows off her body in first bikini shoot)
This cybersecurity firm is the “person” behind a hack of some very private information from various wealthy sex workers. They only chose the famous/wealthy ones and tried to sell them costly software so the leaks don’t happen again. “OnlyFans” (OnlyFans is ‘hacked’: Explicit photos of hundreds of performers, including Bella Thorne, are ‘leaked online by cybercriminals’)
The head (Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman) of this government (Saudi Arabia) ordered the very public killing of a journalist (Jamal Khashoggi), so it shouldn’t come as a shock that he is ticked off about a very expensive purchase (Leonardo da Vinci’s “Salvator Mundi”) he made where he feels ripped off. The middleman (Yves Bouvier), who is embroiled in several lawsuits throughout the world about art and money laundering, is first on the hit list, but that Russian oligarch/sports team owner (“AS Monaco FC”)/world-famous island (“Skorpios”)owner (Dmitry Rybolovlev) who is the previous owner of what was purchased is also on the hit list. Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman/Saudi Arabia/Jamal Khashoggi/”Salvator Mundi”/Yves Bouvier/Dmitry Rybolovlev (Saudi Crown Prince Is Held Responsible for Khashoggi Killing in U.S. Report) (The Saudi Crown Prince Refused to Lend the ‘Salvator Mundi’ to the Louvre Because the Museum Disputed Its Authenticity, a New Film Says) (An Art Historian Just Minted an NFT of Salvator Mundi Holding a Fistful of Bills—and He’s Hoping to Sell It for $450 Million) (Russian Billionaire Dmitry Rybolovlev Vows to Turn Skorpios Into a “Greek Island Paradise”) (Sotheby’s and Yves Bouvier Hit Back Against ‘Salvator Mundi’ Seller Rybolovlev in Ongoing International Feud)
This A+ list celebrity to anyone under the age of 10 says that this one-name singer used to always hit on the star when the star was in her tween/early teen years. Sia/”Jojo” Siwa
I am sure all of you figured this out by now, but there is no way on any plane/dimension/Bizarro world that this A list reality star is a billionaire. It is also quite funny that the announcement was made the day the family needed a talking point that was 180 from the nightmare that has consumed them since the weekend. Kim Kardashian/Khloé Kardashian unfiltered bikini photo (Kim Kardashian is officially a billionaire) (Kardashian team working hard to remove unwanted Khloé photo)
The Movie Career That Wasn’t: Most directors and producers love to find someone with bottomless wealth who fancies themselves a Hollywood producer. They especially love it if the person with the money is not all that bright and also doesn’t really care if they make a return on their investment. All of these rolled up into person is hard to find. Once you land one of these people, you don’t let them go. That is why it is still shocking to me to this day that one of these hidden gems only did the movie thing once. The first movie out for this hidden gem was an Oscar winner for Best Picture. He gave out the money for the movie with no questions asked. You would think people would be lining up to take his money. After that first movie, there were some, but they were essentially con men pretending they had a movie. The actual movie people stayed away from the guy who had billions to throw around. Why? On the Oscar-winning movie set, our financier was giving away bags of coke to anyone who wanted them and was partying day and night with the cast and crew. The director finally had enough and threw him off the set. There was so much buzz about that set that no one really wanted to take his money again. All of you know who this person is, and it isn’t a drug dealer. Dodi Fayed/”Chariots of Fire” (I threw Dodi Fayed off Chariots of Fire set for trying to give the cast cocaine)
Here is what you have to know. The alliterate one didn’t care that her best friend is quite probably a racist. She doesn’t care that her company deals with a company that supports/enables/profits from genocide. She only cares about the person in the mirror.
Dear “The Bachelor” Producers,
If you want your closeted stars on your show to fund true love, let them be open and free. It is bad enough that we have had years of the closeted jerk (Tyler Cameron) try and find real love with women. Still, now you are doing it again (setting up a beard) with the guy (Matt James) with a long-term sexual relationship with a different male contestant from the show. Please stop.
Love & Bacon,
“The Bachelor”/Tyler Cameron/Matt James
This club likes to think that no celebrity gossip ever emerges from their hallowed walls, and they catch everyone who does. You keep thinking that. That makes things much easier for me. See, they always feel the spies are the employees or junior members. The thing is, the spies are the people they would never dream of kicking out because their names are who bring in the new members. “San Vicente Bungalows” (Private club kicks out member over Justin Bieber leak)
I told you many months ago that this former A/A- list actress was gunning for the former VJ’s job. She is really going hard for that job or any other with the cable channels throwing out ridiculous amounts of money. Right now, she is getting paid by an overseas-based channel. Stacey Dash/Kennedy (Former Fox News commentator Stacey Dash disavows network, distances herself from Trump)
Yes, the entire world should know about the awful producer. The thing is, though, if you go back to the studio hack from several years ago, it was all there. In his own words, he said what a scum of a human he was. Everyone already knew this, but much like other Hollywood stories, it takes someone to actually write it down before it makes the person the pariah they should have been before publication. Scott Rudin (“Everyone Just Knows He’s an Absolute Monster”: Scott Rudin’s Ex-Staffers Speak Out on Abusive Behavior)
This permanent A+ list politician wanted that bill passed in his home state because he has a terminal illness. He knows it and knows there is no way he will finish his current term. The crazy thing is that people from both sides of the aisle know but aren’t saying anything about it. Mitch McConnell (Mitch McConnell-aligned super PAC backs Lisa Murkowski, setting up a clash with pro-Trump candidate)
This former A+ list athlete who is a truly awful human being is spending a ton of money to victim shame someone that could bring a family member down. Lance Armstrong/son Luke Armstrong (Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong’s son, 21, is arrested for ‘sexually assaulting a drunk 16-year-old girl at his dad’s house after a party in 2018’)
With the dozens of employees, the family has, you would think one of them could write an original statement rather than copy/pasting one they found on the internet. Khloé Kardashian (Khloé Kardashian photo shows how they’re peddling an unhealthy lie to women)
I love how this foreign-born former A+ list boy bander, who is not the drug addict with a child, implies that he is this super kind of father figure to his kid when he rarely spends any time with the child but kind of uses the child as an interview prop. Liam Payne/”One Direction” (Liam Payne spills the beans on fatherhood expectations)
This foreign-born alliterate actor all of you know is cheating on his actress wife.
The Story That Won’t Be Told: They are not allowed to say it. They are afraid to say it. They know they could end up dead if they say it. It is incredible to watch the linguistic gymnastic going on in a trial where a couple, but not all of the players, know the real story but can’t actually say anything. In the past, I have written and spoken about parts of this, but watching the trial play out is something else. You need to go back in time for almost five years. There is a meeting between the ruler/killer (Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman) and the now-dead billionaire pedophile (Jeffrey Epstein). After that meeting, the ruler/killer had a meeting with the wealthy guy/bookseller (Jeff Bezos). The dead pedophile made much of his living off blackmail and extortion and doing dirty work for people and governments. He also did a ton of middleman stuff between countries and arms dealers. The ruler/killer was one of his biggest clients and someone you didn’t cross. At some point, after the ruler/killer met with the bookseller, the pedophile was told to get dirt on him. The pedophile and the bookseller didn’t always cross paths, but the pedophile knew enough people that did. Once every few months, the book seller’s phone would be cloned. Not only did the pedophile understand what was going on, but the ruler/killer did too. They always wanted leverage. That is their thing. That has always been their thing in New Orleans too. Anyway, after a few years of doing this, the pedophile hits pay dirt. Literal pay dirt. The ruler/killer is ecstatic. At some point, either the ruler/killer or the pedophile overplayed their hand. The pedophile met with the ruler/killer overseas and, when he returned, was arrested, jailed, and killed. The ruler/killer was not about to speak, but the pedophile would have. Now, in the present day, no one can decide who was the source of information. At least two of the parties know, but they can’t say anything. One of the parties has no idea and is flailing around trying to somehow walk away with money and probably wondering how all of this happened. Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman/Jeffrey Epstein/Jeff Bezos
In a book she is writing, this former A+ list supermodel who has a cameo once a year on our television screens says she made more money being the girlfriend of this long-time A list entertainer than she did modeling. Claudia Schiffer/”Love Actually”/David Copperfield
This foreign-born former A list syndicated actress who doesn’t do much any longer once recorded herself having sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who also often directs and has terrible taste in tattoos. The actor wouldn’t let her leak it/sell it. I do wonder if she still has a copy of it. Pamela Anderson/Ben Affleck (Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That’s who I’m dating.)
This former almost A- list actress turned escort got dumped again and took it really hard because she thought it would end in marriage for sure. Apparently, she broke into the guy’s house and confronted him while he was sleeping. It also probably came as a shock to the woman who was also sleeping in the bed. “Why is this woman here? Wait, haven’t I seen you in? Lindsay Lohan
This long, long, long time coming sequel to a movie that was a massive hit and even had a gigantic soundtrack is terrible. There needs to be some more shooting, and the script needs some reworking. The thing is, the star of it doesn’t have time to do any work on it for a few months, so this could take quite some time before we see the finished product. “Top Gun: Maverick”/Tom Cruise (‘Top Gun: Maverick,’ ‘Mission: Impossible 7’ Among Latest Paramount Delays)
Speaking of awful, this long-time legend/game show host is rolling over in his grave, knowing this horrible actor is going to be playing him. Chuck Barris/”Gong Show”/”Confessions of a Dangerous Mind” (Justin Timberlake At Center Of Apple Auction Win; He’ll Play ‘Gong Show’ Host/CIA Assassin Chuck Barris In Hourlong Series Project)
Every few years, I ask this A list mostly television actress if her opinion has changed about the worst actor she has ever worked with. It never does. It has been 25 years, and to this day, she insists that she hates this A+ list, mostly movie actor, just as much now as she did while they were filming. Swoosie Kurtz, Sela Ward or Patricia Kalember/George Clooney/”Sisters”
Even though the public has not heard the accusations against this comedian yet, they are circulating, which is why you are seeing appearances from this comedian disappearing from podcasts and streaming services. Thomas Middleditch (Cloak & Dagger misconduct claims include Thomas Middleditch/L.A. Goth nightclub known for rituals and secrecy has closed amid sexual misconduct claims)
This very wealthy individual (Michael Burry) who was actually played by an A+ list mostly movie actor (Christian Bale) in a movie (“The Big Short”) (based on the 2010 book The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine by Michael Lewis) centered around the individual, has shut down all his social media. He says the end of the world is near because of the inflation that is about to sweep the world. He also says that you should move to a place with its own water supply and do it now. Michael Burry/Christian Bale/”The Big Short” (‘Big Short’ investor Michael Burry deletes his Twitter profile after warning of market bubbles for months)
This east coast Husband got someone other than his wife pregnant. Evan Goldschneider/Jackie Goldschneider/”Real Housewives of New Jersey” (Teresa Giudice Claims A Cast Member Told Her Rumor About Evan Goldschneider Cheating On Jackie Goldschneider); Joe Gorga/Melissa Gorga/”Real Housewives of New Jersey” (Is Joe Gorga jealous of Melissa Gorga? ‘RHONJ’ fans say ‘he wants her to stay home barefoot and pregnant)
This foreign-born former A+/A list singer (Avril Lavigne) said hello at dinner to this one named foreign-born permanent A+ list singer (Rihanna). The permanent A+ lister thought the other singer was a fan and had no clue she was a fellow singer. It was awkward. She did know who the singer’s boyfriend (Mod Sun) was, though, and gave him a hug. Avril Lavigne/Rihanna/Mod Sun (Avril Lavigne opts for a typically grungy all-black ensemble as she heads for dinner with boyfriend Mod Sun at Nobu in Malibu) (Rihanna Wore a Slinky Slip Dress with a Pair of Statement Boots)
Four For Friday – Strange Hookups:
#1 – This female permanent A+ list singer once hooked up with the lead female from this 80’s mega-hit referenced earlier today. Madonna/Kelly McGillis/”Top Gun” (Kelly McGillis and Madonna were bedpartners for some time, according to the book ‘Sing Out’)
#2 – This foreign-born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee once cheated on his wife with this A list mostly movie actress who sometimes directs and is an Oscar winner/nominee. He says she almost killed him. Antonio Banderas/Angelina Jolie/”Original Sin” (Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie flounder and flail in the dreary ‘Original Sin’)
#3 – This A list of dual-threat actor who will grope you if you take a picture with him, slept at one point in time over the years with the four female leads of this iconic cable show. Jon Hamm/”Mad Men”/January Jones/Elisabeth Moss/Christina Hendricks/Jessica Paré
#4 – This alliterate actress has been in the news as of late. She was a flash in the pan A- lister. At the peak of her fame, she slept with the tiny, tiny coastal country’s royal leader. She was rewarded with the most significant piece of jewelry she owns. Sharon Stone/Prince Albert of Monaco (Sharon Stone gets a kiss from Prince Albert II of Monaco)
An empty, unlabeled pill bottle was found in the backseat of the permanent A+ list athlete’s car. He wasn’t tested for drugs. But they want us to believe nobody was paid off. The vehicle our athlete was driving entered a steep downhill stretch of road and then gained speed. But they want us to believe he didn’t pass out at the wheel; just at the moment, he would have tapped the brake at the beginning of the downhill descent. Tiger Woods
This actress is probably A- list. She might have dropped to B+ list, but all of you know her, and she is not named Katie Holmes. Anyway, back in the day at her peak, she was hooking up with this one named A+ lister before she was swayed by this A list singer and the singer’s A list athlete boyfriend. (Cameron! Kate! Madonna! Alex Rodriguez’s Dating History)
Other than the obvious ones, this celebrity is probably the biggest to make it from the briefcase show. She is also being interviewed for the tell-all book about the alliterate one. She has lots of excellent sugar daddy stories to share.
The alliterate one has scheduled a camera crew to be with her all next week while her husband is out of town. Get ready for the false labor stories.
Speaking of Scientologists, this best-known one co-starred with this actress in one of his earlier films. It is also one of his most famous roles. Anyway, his co-star was once sued by her father after she labeled him a bigamist. Tom Cruise/Rebecca De Mornay/”Risky Business”/Wally George (Wally George)
I do not think it would come as a shock to anyone that the serial cheating, sexually harassing nursing home killer has a best friend who is also a serial cheating, sexually harassing, bullying producer that has been in the news the past week. Andrew Cuomo/Scott Rudin
So far, this foreign-born A+/A list comic actor has been way off on the side as his frequent co-star/best friend/A- list disgraced actor from an acting family has been slammed in the media and by actresses for the past few years. That is about to change. The foreign-born comic actor is complicit and enabled a lot of the behavior of the disgraced actor. He thought a lot of the actions were funny. Don’t forget, this is the actor who got a pass after saying rape could be funny. Seth Rogen/James Franco
ALL OF YOU KNOW this A list actress is the offspring of at least one Academy Award winner. Back in the day, when she was 16/17, she lost her virginity to her co-star, who was 15 years her senior and has worked as a steady B lister for many, many decades.
There has been some recent buzz that this former A+ list, mostly movie actress who doesn’t really act any longer, will testify in the case involving the actor accused of being a serial rapist. Apparently, she has things to say. Well, I mean, she was involved in the religion until her franchise starring husband bought her out of it. Demi Moore/Danny Masteron/Scientology/Bruce Willis/”Die Hard”
This A list producer/wannabe rapper is having money problems. All those years of exploiting everyone on his roster, and he doesn’t have much left to show for it. Sean “P. Diddy” Combs (What is Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ net worth?)
It is a mad scramble for this foreign-born A/A- list actor and his career. His people know there is stuff coming out about him in the next couple of weeks that could be career-ending. So, they made him go public with this new woman in his life, who is a plant. Throw a whole bunch of positive PR out there and hope it can cancel the bad. Henry Cavill/Natalie Viscuso (Henry Cavill Goes Instagram Official with ‘Beautiful and Brilliant’ Girlfriend Natalie Viscuso)
As I have been telling you for years and was confirmed yesterday, the A list “singer” isn’t the one behind her social media. Britney Spears
Going back to my alliance blind item, it is pretty telling that, at least according to the two cousins, they were the first people the ginger-haired one reached out to after news of the family death. Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice/Prince Harry/Prince Phillip (Prince Harry Called Cousins Princess Beatrice and Eugenie on Friday to Talk About Coming Home)
Reader Blind: Around 15 years ago, I partied with a guy and his girlfriend. She was a professional assistant to an American singer who was part of a group in the 1970s and went solo in the 1980s. As highly-strung as she was, a bottle of red wine seemed to calm her down. She was beautiful – unlike her life coach boyfriend, who appeared to be perhaps two decades older than her – and she enjoyed the attention she was getting from someone new (me). She was rather more touchy-feely than he was comfortable with. Her boyfriend wasn’t such a pleasant host, especially with how I was clearly mentally undressing her. Tensions were raised when she was fawning over how wonderful this singer was to work for, has beautiful complexion considering his age, how she has traveled the world with him, seen everything, and so on. Boyfriend decides this is the best time to reveal, “Of course, you should know he is gay.” Cue girlfriend flying into a rage fit, screaming that “We agreed we wouldn’t say anything!” and words to that effect. I left shortly afterward.
This B-list actress with A+ list name recognition isn’t allowed to get married or it voids her massive payout. The thing is, though, she might have just secretly done just that. Katie Holmes
This married foreign-born A- list actor, who this past year starred in one of the worst movies in a long, long time, is really getting serious with his mistress. Jamie Dornan/”Wild Mountain Thyme”
This guitarist for a foreign band that is A-list in their corner of the music world barely got any jail time for sexually abusing a little girl and possessing child porn. Rikard Sundén/Swedish power-metal band “Sabaton” (Former Sabaton guitarist Rikard Sundén convicted of child sex abuse, possession of child pornography)
I don’t know if his own drug dealer was arrested or quit or just was busy. Still, the business partner of the celebrity CEO started using the same drug dealer this past week. Max Hodak/Elon Musk
The Jinx stopped sleeping with the leader of the cult that pretends they are all about education. Maybe she can get her acting career back on track. Alicia Silverstone
As soon as his on again off again partner/mother to kids got sick, this A list producer took out a massive life insurance policy on her without even telling her. Kim Porter/Sean “P. Diddy” Combs (Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Pays Tribute to Kim Porter on What Would Have Been Her 50th Birthday)
Every time he goes back home to his home state, this A list country singer hooks up with a one-year wonder who won in the state a few years back. Does his significant other even care at this point? Jason Aldean/Georgia
It is remarkable what the threat of losing billions of Euros in arms sales can accomplish. Even the authentication of a painting. Leonardo da Vinci’s “Salvator Mundi” (disputed authenticity until the threat of no more arms buying, then it is suddenly authentic)
(A Clash of Wills Keeps a Leonardo Masterpiece Hidden) (The Saudi Crown Prince Refused to Lend the ‘Salvator Mundi’ to the Louvre Because the Museum Disputed Its Authenticity, a New Film Says) (Everything You Need to Know About NFTs—the Crypto Art Selling For Millions) (BLIND ITEM 04/07/21)
This foreign-born A list activist who is barely old enough to vote is bailing on a conference because she doesn’t want to have to answer general questions about her correspondence with the killer. Greta Thunberg/”Cop26″ climate summit in Glasgow/Ted Kaczynski aka “The Unabomber” (Greta Thunberg says she will not attend Cop26 climate summit) (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 02/23/21)
I love the morning after pictures of this A- list actor from an almost network hit with his “girlfriend.” I especially love the photos the morning after the rave he hosted at a warehouse in Yaletown that was essentially Grindr but in person. KJ Apa/”Riverdale”/Clara Berry (Riverdale star KJ Apa embraces Clara Berry in Vancouver… after chatting fatherhood dreams: ‘I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life)
This A list dual threat actor who has multiple hit movies and shows in his resume was not kicked out of an event this weekend, despite bringing his cell phone and being busted with it.
I have hinted at this before, but apparently, there really should be a paternity test given when this disgraced tech CEO gives birth. My guess for the father would be that lawyer she spends so much time with. Elizabeth Holmes/”Theranos” (Does Theranos founder Holmes’ domestic-violence expert witness suggest a ‘Svengali defense’?) (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 04/08/20)
Tales From The Background: Except for making the tips blind, I left them in the words of the tipster.
1 – Permanent A list comic actor – Heard he could be a bit prickly, but: On an exterior shot for ___________________, a woman walked right into the shot on the sidewalk, pushing a stroller with two other kids and her mortified husband in tow. She did this to tell our actor how much she had loved him in a very hit movie with a sequel. I expected fireworks, but instead, he swept her off the set in such a manner that she didn’t even know it had happened. He was gracious, friendly, and appreciative as he walked to the street, and she followed him. For years, this woman will tell her kid how the actor thought her baby was the most beautiful baby in the world. This was the same day that he got his COVID shot, so everything was running late. The director was pissed, but the actor was professional to the core. Steve Martin (Steve Martin Celebrates His COVID-19 Vaccination by Reminding Fans He’s Old)
2 – Former A-/B+ list actor from a family of actors. – Got the background booted to a separate holding area on the set of _______________ (card game) after he heard somebody crack a joke about the sequel to a spider movie. We all thought it was funny… David Arquette
3 – A list mostly movie actor who is in a comic universe – Walked through holding on the set of ___________________ (pay cable limited series) and a young woman fangirled so hard that he came over to our table and said nice things to everybody. On a different day, he took a young girl through the soundstage on a tour, like you would for your friend’s kid, seemed very friendly as he showed her how a set works. Mark Ruffalo (“Bruce Banner/Hulk”)
4 – A list actress on a hit streaming show – Nicest principal I’ve ever worked with. Can curse like a sailor, but it’s charming coming from the girl next door. Rachel Brosnahan (“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”)
This is some terrible casting, and even the streaming studio set to air it didn’t think it was a great idea. The problem is that one of the producers had promised it to the foreign-born A- list actress after she slept with him. She doesn’t and can’t look like the foreign-born actress she is set to portray. Lily James/Pamela Anderson/”Pam & Tommy” (Lily James Sports Thick Blonde Hair Like Pamela Anderson While Prepping For ‘Pam & Tommy’ Role)
This A+ list mostly movie actor as recently as right before the theatre shut down for the pandemic would have his assistant meet him in the parking garage next to the theatre with a large cup from the theatre half-filled with ice and nothing else. Our actor would then take the $1000 bottle of wine he bought across the street and empty the entire bottle into the cup. He could buy drinks in the bar and do the same trick but didn’t want anyone to see him drinking alcohol.
This foreign-born A-/B+ list actress is doing herself no favors in her home country when she whispers to everyone that a recent co-star is gay. Yeah? Did he hook up with your husband? Priyanka Chopra/India/Sam Heughan/”Text For You” (Priyanka Chopra Jonas Congratulates Co-star Sam Heughan For His New Film ‘SAS: Red Notice’) (Exclusive! Priyanka Chopra talks about her next Hollywood film, Text For You)
The former A+ list rapper doesn’t know what is in store for him. He is in for a world of hurt and a wall of propaganda that is headed his way from that family. If he has any stuff he removed from his own documentary to be nice, he should put all that stuff back in, especially all the scenes with “candy.” Kanye West/Kim Kardashian/Kardashians (Kanye West: Netflix buys documentary 21 years in the making) (Kanye West Asks for Joint Custody, No Spousal Support in Response to Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Filing) (Kim Kardashian’s marble table and cocaine conspiracy theory, explained)
This former wannabe A++ lister is going to be the fall guy for the vaccine passport. Here is how it is going to work. The airlines hate there is no one system to use. They each have their own different setups. Plus, they are getting forged vaccination cards. The airlines want a vaccine passport and are bugging the guy who regulates them. He won’t want to do it, though, because he won’t ever get to be the A++ lister. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg/President of the United States (COVID vaccine passports, not government’s role, Buttigieg says)
I have been calling out both YouTube brothers for years about their sexual assaults. Even when victims come forward like this past weekend, nothing ever happens to the brothers. At this point, they must feel they can get away with drug sales, arms sales, rapes, and whatever else because no one has done anything to stop them. Logan & Jake Paul/Justine Paradise (Jake Paul accused of sexual assault by TikTok star Justine Paradise)
You never really hear about this A- list actress who used to be a solid A and everywhere. She is an offspring of someone higher on the list. Her long-time foreign-born love is not even being shy about cheating on her. Everyone is talking about it in their circles, but she doesn’t seem to want to hear it. Not Dakota Johnson, although, I mean, it isn’t like Chris is known for being faithful. Liv Tyler/Steven Tyler/Dave Gardner (TALK OF THE TOWN: Lord of the Rings star Liv Tyler is back at her Cotswolds family home – but has her love life with football agent fiance Dave Gardner hit a rocky spell?)
The fake coder alliterate model has been trying to get the foreign-born professional beard interested in a threesome. So far, the answer has been no. Karlie Kloss/Irina Shayk (Model behavior! Karlie Kloss and Irina Shayk enjoy a sunny afternoon in Washington Square Park with their kids)
Reader Blind: This foreign-born teen actor (Danny Murphy) (“The Parts You Lose”) is a menace. He’d turn his hearing aid off when the third AD was trying to talk to him, hide somewhere in the studio and refuse to come out until an AD found him, torment his translators by saying extremely rude things to people’s faces and watching them squirm when they had to choose whether to translate it or not. BUT he was the sweetest angel you’ve ever seen to the director, producers, and top-billed cast. Total snake! Danny Murphy/”The Parts You Lose”
Reader Blind: This A- list mainly movie actress who just celebrated a life event, was terrible with fans, refusing to speak to them, but quite pleasant to the crew. At the after-after party, we invited the bartenders of the place we were drinking back to the director’s condo, hoping they’d bring some booze with them. At the end of the night, one of the bartenders made the mistake of asking the actress if he could take a photo with her, and she told him to just leave. Mena Suvari (Mena Suvari Gives Birth, Welcomes 1st Child With Husband Michael Hope)
Groupies: I will tell you straight up front this has nothing to do with JFK and is probably not someone who would be in your top five guesses. Before ascending to the A++ list office, this politician only had affairs with women he hired to work in his office. They knew they would need to have sex with him to keep their job. He had a high turnover rate because he would get bored, or they would get tired of having sex with him. When he became an A++ lister, he continued the secretary tradition but soon discovered he had groupies. A lot of them. There were women wherever he went to speak that wanted to be with him. He had staffers competing much like roadies to find women that would be willing to have sex with him. He would hand out favors to those who found the most women or women he especially loved. When I talk about favors, I mean as in hey, you want this job or that job or be a Consul General somewhere. He liked throwing out those perks. It was crazy and totally unexpected from what you read about him today. This is a 20th-century A++ lister. George H. W. Bush (Hillary Clinton revealed George H.W. Bush’s ‘affair with younger aide’ – sparking wife’s depression battle, book says)
This foreign-born alliterate A/A- list celebrity who always has an opinion about everything claims she was bullied as a child and teen and beaten by classmates. Nope. In fact, the opposite was true. Jameela Jamil (Activist and actress Jameela Jamil discusses representation)
It turns out all it took for the one-season wonder to come out as gay was cold hard cash. That should be part of speaking your truth. Colton Underwood (‘Bachelor’ Star Colton Underwood Reveals He’s Gay in Emotional ‘GMA’ Interview)
Speaking of cold hard cash, that is what the handlers of the permanent A list “singer” are doing. They are monetizing her social media and don’t care if she is on board or not. Britney Spears (Britney Spears posts video addressing fans ‘concerned with my life’)
Speaking of coming out, maybe now that this former A+ list NBA player who is on what feels like his 10th team and has never played for the Miami Heat has split with his wife, he will confess that men are more to his liking. Dwight Howard/Tea Cooper (Dwight Howard And Tea Cooper Break Up After Being Secretly Married)
This west coast Housewife has been cold calling people from her husband’s client list. If they are rich, she asks the men if they would like to have dinner or drinks. Trolling for that money. Wow. Guess she doesn’t have as much stashed as everyone thought. Erika Jayne Girardi/”Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” (Erika Jayne breaks silence on divorce, legal drama in ‘RHOBH’ trailer)
They can identify themselves however they like. The truth is they have a new single/record coming out, and they are trying to take a page from the former tweener turned adult singer and get some attention. The attention won’t help because they aren’t going to sell any records, and they will be back to meeting men who tip them on their OnlyFans. Kehlani/Demi Lovato (Kehlani Claims She Has ‘Straight-Presenting’ Privilege After Coming Out)
The original plan for the one named talk show host was to turn the show over to the celebrity mentioned previously in this space. Things have become so bad, there might not be a show worth saving. It is going downhill more quickly than imagined. There is talk about ending it her own way and doing farewell episodes. Stephen “tWitch” Boss/Ellen (Ellen DeGeneres Loses 1 Million Viewers After Apologies for Toxic Workplace) (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 03/26/21)
This former A list reality star who had a long, long, long-running cable show which made him a household name, is in the closet and has no plans to leave. Back in the day, when he first got started in entertainment, he was pretty open. Still, once he landed that reality show which gave him this tough-guy image, he went deep inside that closet. Mike Rowe (Filmography) (Mike Rowe’s New Discovery+ Show Is Big Oil-Funded Propaganda)
At least one streaming service has been pitched a reality show/docu-series starring the two young climate changers as they travel the world together. They are even open to being a couple if it will get the show a green light. All I need for the chef’s kiss on this is if it had been pitched by the alliterate one. It wasn’t.
This foreign-born former A+ list boy bander is hooking up with someone who is not the mother of his child. Zayn Malik/Gigi Hadid
No Comment: If you get this foreign-born A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee talking, there is not much off-limits. If you want to talk to her about being a scary date and how guys don’t want to spend the night, she will talk about it. The deaths in her life? No problem. Family? What do you want to know? Famous exes and not-so-famous exes, ask away. She refuses to talk about the one thing, is her short time spent with this A- list mostly movie actor who has starred in the DC Universe. The actor, who has not the most outstanding reputation with his co-stars, also has a not-so-great history with women in his life. Our actress signed an agreement that saw her paid a lot of money by a studio to keep things quiet because they didn’t want to lose money on a movie starring the actor. We learned the actress was severely beaten through the studio to the point where she was deaf in one ear for nearly two months. Charlize Theron/Jared Leto (Charlize Theron & Jared Leto: Dior Duo)
This foreign-born A list singer has been in the news quite a lot the past few weeks doing promotions. Someone should ask him about that little sister he has, who is really his daughter. Justin Bieber/Jazmyn Bieber (Jazzy Bieber)
This foreign-born UFC fighter just wrote a massive check to make one sexual assault case go away. Five more payoffs to go. Conor McGregor (Conor McGregor’s Corsica Sexual Assault Case Dropped, Insufficient Evidence)
This former A- list athlete in her corner of the sports world misses the limelight and attention. She thought she would get some of it back in her last “relationship,” but not so much. Now that her ex is back in the news this week for television duties, she took the opportunity to get the cameras on her by talking about him. Next week, no one will care about her again. Danica Patrick /Aaron Rodgers (Danica Patrick Chats About Having Her Heart ‘Broken Open’ After Aaron Rodgers Split)
This former A- list, mostly television actor who starred on multiple hit television shows, has developed a crazy coke habit over the past year. He hadn’t touched coke in years and now has blown through most of his savings in just a year.
The husband of this A+ list dual threat actress is cheating on her again. Their marriage almost crashed the last time. Reese Witherspoon
This A- list actress/director is really missing the crush of attention she got a couple of months ago and is trying to convince the foreign-born A list singer to do it again. Olivia Wilde/Harry Styles
There was talk of a reality series or a documentary about this offspring. Still, with his abysmal book sales, that is entirely off the table now. Hunter Biden/”Beautiful Things” (Hunter Biden’s Confessional Book “Beautiful Things” Is a Sales Bust After First Week Despite PR Push)
The manager wants money. There has been so much promotion, and the record sales suck, but he wants that foreign-born former A+ list tweener on the road. Arenas have been waiting for the word the shows will be canceled, and the promoter will lose out on a bunch of money if the decision to cancel is not made soon. The manager keeps holding out that they can play some shows, especially in certain states. Scooter Braun/Justin Bieber
This tool of an A/A- list alliterate director has had a couple recent good years and would have been a solid A list if his films made money. At an industry event, he ran into his ex-girlfriend. While he was friendly at first, once he found out she was getting married abruptly stopped talking to her in front of others and pretended to not know her the rest of the party. Robert Rodriguez
Recently I talked about this one name DJ (Bassnectar) and his penchant for underage women. He is not the only one. This former A list DJ/singer/musician (Moby) who had his heyday a couple decades ago and had some issues with another celebrity (Natalie Portman) he used to hit on. When he was famous, he used to make out with underage girls at high school events. Wonder if that will be in the film about him. Moby/Natalie Portman (Moby addresses Natalie Portman dating controversy once more: ‘There’s no good way to answer’) (“Bassnectar” BLIND ITEM REVEALED 04/06/21)
The Horror Hanger-On Predator And His Protectors: There is a member of the horror community who is not famous but is still supported by famous members of the horror community, despite being arrested and charged with child porn charges. Because they continue to help him, he has continued to have access to children, even making his own independent feature film with them. Our pedophile semi- alliterate hanger-on #1 (Huston Huddleston) if you can identify him, has a business #2 (“Hollywood Horror Museum”) that is supposed to showcase the history of the genre even though it is a scam. #1 is not famous, but he has been arrested for child porn, so you might be able to find his identity. However, he has been protected in the horror community because some more famous people in the genre have refused to distance themselves from him despite his criminal and abusive behavior. One #3(Barbara Crampton) is an A list in the genre actress who has been around forever and is the Meryl Streep of horror and has been in a reader blind before. She is having a better time in horror than now than when she was a nubile young actress and even has a new lead role (“Jakob’s Wife”) coming out very soon. #4 (Tony Todd) is an alliterate A list horror actor with a new entry in his franchise (“Candyman”) coming out this year and has had blinds about him written before. #5 (Diana Prince) shares her name with a superhero (“Wonder Woman”) and is an A- list adult film star who is the sidekick to a A list horror host #6 (Joe Bob Briggs), who has a high profile role on a streaming service owned by a basic cable company and has been mentioned here before. #7 is an alliterate B list horror actress whose most famous role is in a back in the day film with an A list foreign-born director. In fact, it’s one of the director’s earliest films. She also acted in a movie directed by an A list screenwriter who made many films with an A+ director. The final protectors are #8 (Clive Barker), a foreign born former A list author/filmmaker oft compared to an A+ writer (Stephen King), and #9/#10 two boutique Blu Ray/DVD companies who are among the most well known, beloved and sought after sellers among horror fans. #10 even sold the films of a tool of a foreign-born abuser of a filmmaker I talked about recently.
#1 – Huston Huddleston
#2 – “Hollywood Horror Museum”
#3 – Barbara Crampton (“Jakob’s Wife”)
#4 – Tony Todd (“Candyman”)
#5 – Diana Prince (“Wonder Woman”)
#6 – Joe Bob Briggs
#8 – Clive Barker (Stephen King)
(How horror icon Barbara Crampton finally landed a starring role with bite) (Candyman: Everything You Need To Know About The Horror Franchise Ahead Of Nia DaCosta’s Sequel) (Clive Barker: The Master Of Horror Who Left Stephen King Tongue-Tied Out Of Fear) (Barbara Crampton BLIND ITEM REVEALED 11/22/19)
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Not So Color Blind: The news slowly leaking out about this reality personality’s family is shocking. While racist and sexist things are nothing new to this franchise, somehow, some huge cases are only now becoming known. To be clear, it is unknown how much the reality show participant (“Real Housewives of Dallas”) actually knows about the sexual assaults. Or the alleged refusal of the family business to hire black employees. Or the suspected sale of fake high-end handbags. Or the numerous other allegations. We may even have seen dozens of counterfeit bags on the show. The lawsuits are against the family business (“Sam Moon”). Only the father-in-law is specifically named regarding sexual assault. However, the behaviors are alleged to have been witnessed in a variety of public settings. The entire family, including reality show participant (Tiffany Moon) and the husband (Daniel Moon), were often present. There doesn’t appear to be an attempt to cover up the behavior. Besides, employees of the company have alleged that no black applicants are ever offered employment with the company at the center of the sexual harassment allegations. The female employees were required to “dress slutty.” They were allegedly told to attend to the needs of the male patrons. The father-in-law (Sam Moon) of the reality show participate has been accused of repeated sexual assaulting the women on multiple occasions. According to documents received by this site, Gloria Allred is one of the attorneys on record in the case brought by an anonymous employee. Once again, who agrees to go on these shows and presenting a lavish lifestyle when they know it is built on illegal activities? What are these fools thinking? UPDATE! I’ve just read another document where the husband of the reality show participant was mentioned by name and his brother for inappropriate sexual behavior and racist comments against both black and white employees. “Real Housewives of Dallas”/”Sam Moon”/Tiffany Moon/Daniel Moon/Sam Moon (Tiffany Moon Shares What Her Husband Really Thinks of The Real Housewives of Dallas)
This blackballed singer would like to have her feud ended with the one named permanent A list singer. Still, the singer has a very long memory, and the blackballed singer isn’t going to get any work for a long time. She should try and do something else besides singing. Keri Hilson/Beyoncé (Keri Hilson and Beyoncé Had a ‘Healing’ Moment That Squashed Their Alleged Feud)
You know what is even more ridiculous than the nightclub lit tunnel (“La Noxe”) that was built? Paying a washed-up reality star $500K to post about it. “La Noche”/Kylie Jenner (NYC’s hottest new bar is a subway speakeasy with a 1,500-person waitlist)
It turns out three weeks is how long it takes for this A- list celebrity to get so thirsty for attention she has to return to social media. I’m sure the first thing she will do is issue long overdue apologies. Oh, wait, the world owes her an apology for her quitting social media. Got it. Chrissy Teigen (She’s Back! Chrissy Teigen Returns to Twitter 23 Days After Leaving: ‘Take the Bad with the Good’)
Mr. X: I’ve always heard rumors about the authenticity of its existence, but it does indeed exist. It is s professionally shot color film of the star-making Broadway musical (“My Fair Lady”) (and eventually film) (“My Fair Lady” starring Audrey Hepburn) that would win its star, a permanent A++ list singer/actress/icon (Julie Andrews), several significant awards. To prepare for the show’s West End opening after the star left the Broadway show to go overseas, the play was filmed in its entirety so sets, costumes and choreography could be duplicated. After the film was seen by the London producers, it found its way into the hand of the show’s star who promptly shove it into a storage locker, never to be seen again… that is until recently. While she was preparing for an auction of her personal memorabilia in the mid-2000s, she found the film in that storage locker and had it screened. It was in bad shape, and she personally paid to have it restored. Whether or not the general public will ever see it remains up for grabs. “My Fair Lady”/Julie Andrews (Julie Andrews won Academy Award in 1964 for “Mary Poppins,” Audrey Hepburn was not nominated for “My Fair Lady”)
This former A list rapper who stands to lose many millions in a divorce has talked to at least two people about a permanent solution to that problem. Dr. Dre/Nicole Young (Judge rules Dr. Dre must find a new lawyer in Nicole Young divorce case)
This A+ list singer got some hair plugs/transplants so she wouldn’t look so bare on television. Ariana Grande/”The Voice”
He already was the most significant farm landowner in the US. He is currently third north of the border. This past week became the largest landowner in the country that straddles Europe and Asia. Bill Gates (Bill Gates buys big on a farmland shopping spree)
Dear SEC (not the football conference, but if they could help, then sure),
I guarantee that if I owned a company and then constantly pumped it online and told people it would make massive returns for them even though I knew it was a fake, crap company, I would be breaking the law. If, after people did buy shares of it, I sold all of it at record highs while leaving everyone else broke, I would be going to jail. So, please tell me why the rich/drug addict/serial liar/con artist gets to do this with his fake crap coin company, and nothing happens to him.
Love & Bacon
This former A+ list, mostly television actor who has starred on three hit shows, is laying low right now because of charges he could be facing related to a friend’s criminal case. Ashton Kutcher/”That ’70s Show”/”Two and a Half Men”/”The Ranch”/Danny Masterson
I don’t think this foreign-born long, long-time A- list comic actor has ever been a blind item. All of you know him. He is spending a lifetime of his money on a stripper who has him convinced she loves him for him. I believe there is about a 50 year age difference.
Four For Friday – Four Crazy Things From People Everyone Knows:
#1 – This alliterate actress had an iconic role and has been in other television hits too. Back in the day, she got hooked on coke by this permanent A list musician who lost his long, long, long-time gig because of drugs. Courteney Cox/”Monica Geller”/”Friends”/”Cougar Town”/Richie Sambora/”Bon Jovi”
#2 – This former A++ lister spent years of his life and hundreds of thousands of dollars on voodoo curses and witches and anyone else he could find to destroy the life of this permanent A+ list director. They were probably fighting over some kids, and the A++ lister lost. Michael Jackson/Steven Spielberg (Michael Jackson Reportedly Paid $150,000 to Put a Curse on Steven Spielberg)
#3 – This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner and doesn’t act any longer, secretly recording all the sex he had. He had one of the first video cameras ever made and immediately hooked it up in his bedroom. The actor has hundreds and hundreds of cassettes. Supposedly the one he made with this former child actress turned A list mostly movie actress turned talk show host was used to record an NBA Finals game. Jack Nicholson/Drew Barrymore
#4 – Speaking of the NBA, I remember when this permanent A+ list NBA player who everyone on the planet knows and is constantly on television had to publicly apologize after claiming he slept with this permanent A+ list tennis player. She was going to sue him otherwise. Shaquille O’Neal/Venus Williams (Shaq offers apologies for fabricated affairs)
Has the reality star (Colton Underwood/”The Bachelor”) who just came out done some awful things for which he should be called out? Yes. All the time. However, this former reality star (Carole Radziwill/”Housewives of New York”) really should look at her best friend (Ghislaine Maxwell) and say a few words. You know, the best friend that is in jail for raping underage girls. Colton Underwood/”The Bachelor”/Carole Radziwill/”Real Housewives of New York”/Ghislaine Maxwell (Carole Radziwill launches fresh attack on ‘criminal’ Colton Underwood for ‘stalking and harassing’ ex-girlfriend Cassie Randolph – after blasting him for going on The Bachelor when he came out as gay) (The Truth About Carole Radziwill & Ghislaine Maxwell)
This flowering financial institution knows what she is saying and knows what the response will be. Some people take thirst photos, she posts thirst messages. If she and the former A+ list rapper did make babies like she said, first it would be a miracle baby, and second, I guarantee they would come up with a crazier name than Elon and Grimes. Azealia Banks/Kanye West (Azealia Banks Wants To Give Birth To ‘Black Demon Entity’ With Kanye West)
Missing from the new book written by the former brat packer (Andrew McCarthy) is how he got that first big break (“St. Elmo‘s Fire”). The same way that Brad Renfro did with that same director (Joel Schumacher). Brad didn’t talk about it either. Andrew McCarthy/”St. Elmo’s Fire”/Joel Schumacher (Andrew McCarthy on the ’80s women who snubbed him — and his near-fatal addiction)
“She & He” – An Intercerebellar Blind Item: She (#1) (Brie Larson) is an Oscar winner/nominee who is known for her abrasive, stuck-up, and judgmental attitude. He (#2) (Cody Linley) is a former teen idol who has all but disappeared. Over a decade ago, there was a family film (#3) (“Hoot”) that flew in largely under the radar, but it launched both their careers. Shortly after this film was released, I corresponded briefly with #1 regarding an art publication she was planning. What breaks my heart looking back is what a sweetheart she used to be before her politics consumed her. She wrote me a touching letter that I still have to this day. As for #2, he went on to have a significant role on this teen sitcom (#4) (“Hannah Montana”) you’ve all heard of, one which plastered his face onto every teen girl magazine. I met him shortly after the sitcom ended. He was an absolute gentleman, and, unlike #1, he never stopped being nice. Ask any of the hundreds of kids he’s since mentored. #1 and #2 were close friends until she started to get famous. #2 still reaches out to congratulate her every time she has a birthday, or has a movie out, or wins an award. She never so much as says thank you. She has ghosted him ever since her career surpassed his. She thinks he’s beneath her. Brie Larson/Cody Linley/”Hoot”/”Hannah Montana” (Brie Larson Uses Captain Marvel to Get Political!)
No one is interested in the reality show being pitched by the disgraced pastor. He is looking for investors for a new church and promises he can still bring in the big money. John Termini (Carl Lentz’s replacement John Termini leaves Hillsong to start church in Hawaii)
This A+ list mostly movie actor got liposuction this past week. Apparently, one of his recent hookups commented on his weight.
You would not be wrong if you thought this YouTube star/awful person/recent accident victim has been trying to dig up dirt on this former A+ list rapper to get even more attention. Jeffree Star/Kanye West (Jeffree Star Says He Has to Wear a Back ‘Brace for a Few Months’ After Car Crash in Wyoming) (Jeffree Star And Kanye West: The Bizarre Rumor, Explained)
Reader Blind – 90’s Limo Driver: The driver arrived to pick up this A list mostly television actor (David Carradine) (now deceased) from an acting family and take him to LAX from the San Fernando Valley. A party was in progress, and the actor was madly playing the upright piano. The actor’s B list brother (Keith or Robert Carradine) was there too. Everyone was intoxicated. The actor’s very flirtatious wife (Gail Jensen) insisted that the driver have a beer, and she even kissed him on the lips. Time was getting tight, and the driver tried to hurry the actor and his wife along, but they were in no hurry. A separate van arrived to take the luggage. The actor finally rose from the piano and began fighting with his wife about whether they would take their dog, Sasquatch, along. As you can imagine, a dog named Sasquatch is not tiny and did not want to be put in the largest dog carrier the driver had ever seen. The actor, his wife, and the driver spent several minutes trying to corral the dog into the carrier. Finally, they were off, and the driver pushed the stretch limo 90+mph down the 405 with the luggage van right behind. The Canadian airline held the plane at the gate, and they made it to LAX 5 minutes late. A rep from the airline met the actor at the curb to usher him and his wife to the flight. The actor got out of the car and stared vacantly at the sky, as if in a zen state. David Carradine/Keith or Robert Carradine/Gail Jensen (movie “Big Foot”) (David Carradine, The Eye Of My Tornado)
All that was missing last night from something we saw a decade ago from the former A+ list athlete was the coke in front of us. Simultaneously, pictures of him were being taken by naked hookers whipping him as he wore their lingerie. Oscar De La Hoya (Oscar De La Hoya Roasted After Appearing Choked Out During Triller Broadcast)
Judging by the outbursts as of late, I think the former tweener turned A- list adult singer has moved beyond California sober and is back to hard drugs. Demi Lovato (Demi Lovato is the latest celebrity to turn ‘Cali sober,’ trading in alcohol for weed)
Speaking of former A list athletes, this one talks a lot about her sex life or lack thereof. Yes, there is one aspect of her sex life that is no go until marriage, but the rest is wide open. She always neglects to mention that part. Lolo Jones (Lolo Jones, 38, opens up about difficulty dating: ‘You give up hope’)
The barely celebrity offspring of a foreign-born permanent A list singer got involved in a get-rich-quick scheme and blew through every penny she has. Her dad is not giving her any money, so she has been trolling for rich men to marry.
Reader Blind: Many years ago, these two actors had a fight on the set of a movie they were both in. Both are deceased now. Actor #1 (Sean Connery), who was foreign-born and Oscar-winning Oscar-nominated, would have a A+ career, but this would be the movie (“Dr. No”) that would launch him. It was the first in a very long franchise (“James Bond”) that is still ongoing today. Actor #2 (Jack Lord) had a secondary role in the film. He would become much more successful later in the decade when he starred in a long-running tv series (“Det. Steve McGarrett”/”Hawaii Five-O”) which he also produced and that had a popular remake that just went off the air recently. The character (“Felix Leiter”) he played in this film would appear in other episodes of the franchise, but the different actor would be playing the role. One night after drinking, the two actors got into a bragging contest which led to a discussion of manhood size. Actor #1 was angered when he saw actor #2 was much more well endowed than him, and a fistfight ensued. Actor #2 won that as well as he briefly knocked actor #1 unconscious. Sean Connery/”Dr. No”/”James Bond”/Jack Lord/”Hawaii Five-O”/Det. Steve McGarrett
The reason we all know the little detail about the alliterate one from the funeral is that her PR team made sure the world knew. Had to make it about herself.
Reader Blind – Old Hollywood: Many years ago, this foreign leader (Shah Pahlavi/”Shah of Iran”), who was in exile by the end of his life, and this actress (Yvonne De Carlo) had a relationship. The actress was in a lot of films but is more famous for a TV series (“The Munsters”)later in life wherein she played a variation on a fictional creature (“Lily Munster”/”Bride of Frankenstein”). The very tall actor (Fred Gwynne) who played her husband on the show was also a fictional creature (“Herman Munster”/”Frankenstein”). The relationship with the leader was not a secret. The actress wrote about it in her autobiography. She had many relationships with famous men and was known to ride the casting couch when she was younger. After his death, found among the effects of the leader were a lot of photos. He was sex-obsessed and would sleep with almost anyone. There were many photos of the actress – not just nude photos but her having sex with the leader’s servants and animals and the leader using her mouth as a toilet. Shah Pahlav/”The Shah of Iran”/Yvonne De Carlo/”The Munsters”/”Bride of Frankenstein”/Fred Gwynne/”Frankenstein”
Reader Blind: A new biography of this person who has held this A++ position on two separate occasions, including right now, has a biography coming out which confirms the details of a story that has long been rumored. When he was a young man, the person’s close family member was put on trial along with 13 other young men for the week-long rape and imprisonment of two young girls. Another immediate family member held an A+ position where they lived. He was in the courtroom every day, staring down at the jury and the judge. At the end of the trial, 12 out of the 13 men were found guilty. The one who wasn’t? The close family member. Of course, strings were pulled. Two things to consider – 1.) The regular bodyguards assigned to the immediate family member couldn’t confirm an alibi for him that week 2.) Some of the other young men, as well as the two victims, confirmed his attendance. When the biographer confronted the person during an interview for the book, the person laughed and said the two girls made the whole thing up. Nancy Pelosi/Franklin D. Roosevelt D’Alesandro (Madam Speaker: Nancy Pelosi and the Lessons of Power) (FBI File Dump: Nancy Pelosi’s Brother Charged With Raping Two Girls Aged 11 And 13)
Not So Innocent: With lawsuits come rumors. Are they true? I dunno. But I figure you might want to hear them anyway. Word on the streets is that this reality TV show (“Real Housewives of Dallas”) personality (Tiffany Moon, M.D.) was a side piece before she became the next wife. The husband (Daniel Moon) comes off as a very nice guy, a supportive husband, and a great father. The wife presents herself as on the front lines of COVID. According to the streets, she works for a plastic surgeon. And he has always had a wandering penis. That puts a new slant on the situation, doesn’t it? Again, this is the chatter coming from a particular city (Dallas). Make of it what you will. But it sounds like the reality TV show personality and the husband went on the show thinking everyone would believe the narrative they presented. And we did. Until now. I don’t expect to see her back next season. “Real Housewives of Dallas”/Tiffany Moon/Daniel Moon/Dallas (Tiffany Moon, M.D. Anesthesiology And Pain Mgmt Pain Management Thoracic Anesthesia)
Twins: The tea is now pouring in from everywhere in a particular city (Dallas). What are the chances of having two separate sets of twins with two different wives? Was it IVF? The first set is not allowed on camera because the second set is with the former side piece. ALLEGEDLY! Edited to say I have seen photos of the fraternal twins who appear to be at least teenagers, if not older. Also, in the picture, the reality personality looks A LOT different. Daniel Moon/”Real Housewives of Dallas” (Daniel Moon Wiki: Facts about “RHOD” Star Tiffany Moon’s Husband)
As Long As I Am Spreading Rumors… I need to hear from my friends in Sydney for this one… I have a mission for you. Email me for the details of where I need some TamaraTattles spies… I have been unable to verify the information I am about to share. But I am working on it. Apparently, someone on a Bravo show who at the very least shared a kiss with a very tall cast member is currently pregnant and showing at her workplace. The rumor is that the very tall one wants nothing to do with the pregnancy. ALLEGEDLY. Again. Still working to confirm any of this. This is why I need my Aussie readers to go on a mission for me… Also…. I’m BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCK! Dani Soares/”Below Deck Sailing Yacht”/Jean Luc
Back Tattoos: I am SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THE DAY OFF TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN! LOL. So there is so much coming in. Guess which Real Housewife had to remove all of her back tattoos in order to marry her husband? The family (Sam Moon) literally controls everything in the marriage. Which means everything was already known. It’s all about saving face. I know the answer to this question, and I still don’t believe it. So let’s just call this a rumor from a trusted source. I mean, she is the last person I would think of having a back tattoo. Let along several. I’m just telling you what I am hearing. Tiffany Moon/”Real Housewives of Dallas”
Taking a tip from his wife at their wedding, the ginger-haired one updated his IMDb page to include his appearance at the funeral. He listed the funeral as a television special, much like his wife categorized their wedding. Prince Harry
This professional sports league had a COVID break out in Southern California this weekend. Maybe, it would be beneficial if the league’s OWN employees would wear masks at the hotel where they are based in Southern California. Instead, they don’t even bother carrying them. Employees, afraid to lose the league’s business, are scared to confront the employees. The only guests that don’t wear masks are the league’s employees. Major League Baseball (Twins vs. A’s series opener postponed due to COVID-19 issues on Minnesota’s roster)
Lost in the crapfest that was this broadcast over the weekend was the late-night actor wasted out of his mind too. The permanent A+ list rapper is being shown cooked books by the YouTube star, so the rapper will invest even more. “Triller Fight Club”/Pete Davidson/Snoop Dogg/Jake Paul (Pete Davidson Called Out Jake Paul To His Face Over Sexual Assault Allegations And Then Called Him A P.O.S.) (Snoop Dogg Explodes as Jake Paul Knocks Out Ben Askren—’Get My Money’)
This back in the day A- list mostly movie actor who starred in one of the biggest movie franchises of all times, doesn’t want to go through the whole bearding thing again. He has been out of the spotlight and enjoying being himself. With the new huge role he is set to play, the pressure is on to get a beard. His ex is a maybe. Why not just come out? Hayden Christensen/”Star Wars”/”Darth Vader”/”Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi”/Rachel Bilson (‘Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi’ Leak Reveals Iconic Skywalker Set) (Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen ‘Trust Each Other’ Coparenting Daughter During Pandemic)
This “businessman” thinks he will finally hit it big time thanks to a massive judgment. Nope. The government isn’t going to let him play, and all this news is just bringing to light his sketchy past, including what has been called a Ponzi scheme. Elon Musk/NASA’s next crewed lunar lander (Elon Musk’s SpaceX beats Bezos’ Blue Origin in NASA contest to build astronaut lunar lander)
Reader Blind – Old Hollywood: One person that MeToo has not gotten to yet is this beloved in his time entertainer (Jimmy Durante). He was a comic, a singer, and was in films, radio, and early TV shows. He was known for a visible part of his anatomy (nose/”the schnozzola”). He was a compulsive rapist. If left alone with a wardrobe girl or the like, he would immediately jump on her. His favorite thing was forcing them into sodomy. Several women say that while he was anally raping them, he began singing his trademark song (“Inka Dinka Doo”), a gibberish phrase. Jimmy Durante/nose/”the schnozzola”/”Inka Dinka Doo”
Reader Blind: It is no secret that members of this reality family had sex with male porn stars. It is no secret this deceased A+ list person made porn and ran in the same circles as boyfriends of the reality family. It does make one wonder whether any member of the reality family hooked up with the dead A+ lister.
This three-named actress, who all of you know, despite her not being peak famous right now, says that she now realizes the relationship she had with an actor in his mid-twenties when she wasn’t old enough to drive was really grooming and rape. Considering he was convicted of something similar later, this is spot on. Scott Bairstow/Jennifer Love Hewitt
This former A++ list wannabe has changed her speech rider. Not only does her private jet now need to be a Gulfstream 650 or higher, but her staff also need their own private jet and no longer fly commercial.
Nope, Not Ours: It is super rare for this organization to just let one of their former members go without some sort of compensation or to go after them for all eternity should there be a bad break. This is especially true with their most prominent members. Now, many of you might not think of this celebrity as prominent, and you would not be wrong. But several decades ago, he was an A list singer who also acted in a variety of roles, mostly chosen for their ability to show off his looks and get young people to watch. At the time he joined the organization, they were thrilled to have him, and the founder of the organization himself took great interest in our singer/actor. They became super close. Because of their closeness, the founder created a project that would feature our singer/actor. You would then think this guy must be a pillar of the organization. Nope. You see, our singer/actor enjoyed coke and heroin and any other drug he could get his hands on. He was also, at the time, very popular with women. He was sleeping his way through the organization and introducing/enabling/participating in drug use with them, including others who were pillars and the faces of the organization. They couldn’t do anything to stop him, and it took a long time to convince the founder to part ways with the singer/actor. They were happy to see him leave and really try their hardest to not claim him as ever being a member. Rick Springfield/Scientology (Famous Scientologists, beyond Tom Cruise)
This state politician is up for a big promotion to the national level, in her corner of the political world, despite totally failing to enforce the main law to protect child actors in Hollywood from convicted pedophiles.
This A- list singer, who is also a new mom, is having a tough time finding people to work with because she is so outspoken in her beliefs, which can be very controversial at times. While other artists have cranked out music during COVID, she hasn’t been able to and is fading from the public’s memory. Summer Walker (Summer Walker Urges Fans To Stay Away From Vaccinated People)
Until her management told her how unpopular her opinion was, the former tweener turned A- list singer who won’t ever stop using wanted to sue the place she was complaining about. Demi Lovato/”Bigg Chill” (Feeling the chill, Demi Lovato apologizes for blasting an L.A. frozen-yogurt shop)
The former A+ list celebrity/reality star continues to talk about her past and is rewriting a lot of it. She seems to have totally forgotten the release she signed and the paperwork to set up an LLC she signed so that the millions of dollars she was paid for the sex tape could be deposited. She didn’t have to do those things. No one would have ever seen the video otherwise. Paris Hilton (In 2004, Paris Hilton Was A Victim Of Revenge Porn. She’s Still Dealing With The Trauma)
This A+/A list, mostly movie actor/general all-around a-hole, went ballistic that he was photographed in the wild without his Spanx on. Russell Crowe (Shredding for the wedding! Russell Crowe, 57, is determined to lose weight as he makes plans to marry girlfriend Britney Theriot, 30)
This foreign-born A/A- list primarily movie actor introduced his wife to heroin. He can go days or even weeks without using, but his wife is hooked and uses multiple times each day.
The death of that wannabe A++ lister (Walter Mondale) brought back memories of that offspring (daughter Eleanor Mondale) of his who had affairs with an A++ lister (Bill Clinton) and a state A++ lister (California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger). The first of those affairs was secret until his most famous mistress (Monica Lewinsky) got angry she was being two-timed and leaked the information. Walter Mondale/daughter Eleanor Mondale/Bill Clinton/California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger/Monica Lewinsky (Walter Mondale, Ex-Vice President and Champion of Liberal Politics, Dies at 93) (‘GREAT SPIRIT’ Who was Walter Mondale’s daughter Eleanor Mondale?)
Reader Blind: If he keeps taking those chemicals that a doctor says are supplements but instead are HGH and testosterone, mixed with some other even more unsafe toxins, this controversial talk show host will be the next one to die. The hallucinations and visions would probably go away, too, once he goes cold turkey. Alex Jones (Alex Jones Still Sells Supplements On Amazon Despite Bans From Other Platforms)
This foreign-born A list singer is really hooked on meth. Maybe in a few years, he and Aaron Carter can do meth together while making porn. Justin Bieber
The A- list actor/television host lost his minder/sober coach for a bit because the Svengali wants her to do some yachting next month in the Med. Zac Efron/Vanessa Valladares/Mohammed Al Turki (Zac Efron and girlfriend Vanessa Valladares split after 10 months) (A Saudi in Hollywood: Mohammed Al Turki) (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 04/03/20)
Almost Dead: Thinking about that earlier blind about the offspring got me thinking about a story I don’t believe I ever have spoken about or written about previously. It involved a then A list mostly movie actor who was warned off and is now an A list mostly television actor (Rob Lowe) who has starred in multiple hit television shows and is someone all of you know. Once the actor was warned off, this at the time, A list tabloid celebrity (Fawn Hall) was paired off with various men who were then blackmailed. This went on for several years until the tabloid star had lost her fame, and they had no use for her. So, she ends up marrying someone (Danny Sugerman) who wrote one of the best music books of all time. The thing is, though, her previous masters (Oliver North) (Involvement in Iran-Contra) decided she knew too much and decided to kill her. They almost succeeded. After that near-death experience, they considered her to be warned off, and she has kept her head down for decades. Rob Lowe/Fawn Hall/Danny Sugerman/Oliver North (Fawn Hall Cries on Stand, Says Shredding with North ‘No Big Deal’) (Understanding the Iran-Contra Affairs)
You know how an out-of-work actor gets work? Cheat on your girlfriend with a teen A list singer who gets you noticed, and suddenly you get a job. Matthew Taylor Vorce/Billie Eilish (Billie Eilish snuggles with rumored new beau Matthew Tyler Vorce while out for coffee in Los Angeles … after emotional split from ex-boyfriend Brandon ‘Q’ Adams)
The tabloid that is essentially a mouthpiece for publicists confirmed what I have been saying for years regarding the former A list athlete/steroid abuser and his cheating ways. They hinted at his financial shadiness too, which is what the A list everything in her mind only discovered when they were going to jointly make a massive purchase. Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez/Jennifer Lopez/”New York Mets” (Jennifer Lopez Wants a Man Who She Can ‘Trust’ After Alex Rodriguez Split) (Alex Rodriguez’s Timberwolves deal signaled Jennifer Lopez split)
Things are not looking good for the marriage of this permanent A++ list athlete. She has talked to a divorce attorney. Serena Williams (Alexis Ohanian Has No Problem Being Referred To As “Serena Williams’s Husband”)
It doesn’t come as a surprise, but I’m shocked this A- list actress put it in her autobiography. She talks to no former female castmates from any of her hit shows. Yeah, because our actress a diva who pushed away every other actress and was always working an angle to get them to quit or be fired. Julianna Margulies/” Sunshine Girl: An Unexpected Life” (Julianna Margulies Admits She and George Clooney Had a ‘Crush on Each Other’ During ER)
This very outspoken talk show guest is married. She is happy to discuss that. She is also the first woman he dated or slept with, which she does not enjoy discussing. Candace Owens/George Farmer (Candace Owens husband biography: what is known about George Farmer?)
This former Teen Mom star not named Kieffer or Courtland is dealing drugs and guns, and if I know about it, then the cops know about it too. What the police probably don’t know is about a man who was killed a little north of where the former reality star lives. The former reality star was present for that killing.
The celebrity CEO is cooking the books again. No, not about money, but instead, lying to the government about how close two objects were to colliding. He sold the government on one set of protocols, but they don’t really exist. Hey, a lot like some of the things he promised in cars. Apparently, a payoff to the other company is coming to keep everything hush-hush. Elon Musk/”SpaceX/”Tesla” (Elon Musk’s SpaceX is about to fly astronauts for the third time. But there is nothing routine about it) (The 2nd victim in the Tesla crash in Texas has been named. Elon Musk, and police still don’t agree if the car was driving itself) (Tesla’s top lawyer has left Elon Musk’s company for a 26-year-old billionaire’s self-driving startup)
They had the information five years ago but never needed to use it because the wannabe A++ list candidate never made it far enough to need to use it. They decided to hang on to the information in case they needed it down the road. Now, the candidate is making noise about running. The question being asked about the information, which is proof of multiple infidelities, is if anyone will even care about it. Things have changed. Chris Christie (Chris Christie reportedly mulling another presidential run in 2024)
Of course, the online tabloid/television show took some jabs today at the actress/former talk show host/reality star. They are in the pockets of the celebrity cult. The story was not about her, but they took the shots anyway. TMZ/Leah Remini/Scientology (Danny Masterson Claims Leah Remini’s Meddling in Rape Case, Seeks More Time for Defense Prep)
A feud that no one remembers or that no one cared about even when the two were at their peak has been put to rest. This former A list singing fruit and the comic/actress who may or may not wear a wig and just got a new role have made up. Fiona Apple/Janeane Garofalo (Fiona Apple Returns to a World That’s More Bullshit Than Ever)
Outbid – Old Hollywood: This might be the most complicated Old Hollywood blind item I have written. I could give you one clue, and all of you would get it. The subject (Molly Bee) of our blind received a gold record for a song (“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”) all of you know. Every single one of you. She wasn’t quite the first to sing the song and wasn’t the last. She also had some other hits and was extremely popular in the early days of television. She was signed to a record label (“Capitol Records”) when she was barely a teen. It was during that time that she was molested on an almost daily basis by this three-named singer (Tennessee Ernie Ford), who had multiple number one songs and also was a well-known television host. The subject of the blind regularly appeared on his show (“The Ford Show”). She couldn’t say no, or she would lose out, and she supported her entire family. One time, when she was not quite old enough to drive, she was in Las Vegas performing, and this permanent A++ list singer (Elvis Presley) offered her many thousands of dollars for sex. She wanted to accept, but couldn’t because of her contract with the three named singer. Sex with other men was considered “performing” under her contract. She was only allowed to “perform” with who the three named singer approved. (Molly Bee)
Interestingly, this foreign-born A list, mostly movie actor who used to be a superhero, had something to say about the Broadway guy but has yet to utter a peep about his great buddy, the disgraced director. Hugh Jackman/”Wolverine”/Scott Rudin/Bryan Singer (Hugh Jackman addresses Scott Rudin allegations in the all-caps statement)
It was an overdose, but this A-/B+ list actress doesn’t want that out there to the world because then whatever shot she has at that old network reboot would be out the window. Portia de Rossi/”Ally McBeal” (Ellen DeGeneres criticized for driving wife Portia de Rossi to ER after 3 ‘weed drinks’)
The foreign-born permanent A list model got featured in a monthly home magazine. She wasn’t asked who purchased the home for her or about all of her connections to the dead pedophile and the jailed madam. Why would you ever give her space in your magazine and not discuss those topics and more? Naomi Campbell/”Interview”/Jeffrey Epstein/Ghislaine Maxwell (Naomi Campbell Talks to Marc Jacobs About 30 Years in the Spotlight)
An offspring of a former A+ list rapper who was a founding father of a sort is doing a documentary about her parental unit. In the documentary, she implies she is the only offspring. Huh? Last I checked, he had about a dozen (11 children with eight different women). She also actually states that her mom was the rapper’s one true love. Huh? He hated her with a passion. He tried to kill her, shot up her car, and even rapped about how much he hated her. It could be this self-delusion that is causing the rapper turned movie star to decline being interviewed by her. Ebie Wright/Eric Wright aka Eazy E/Tracy Jernagin (Eazy E’s daughter slams Ice Cube for not appearing in documentary on rapper) (MC Ren Talks about Eazy-E Shooting up Tracy Jernagin’s Car) (Tracy Jernagin Biography)
Reader Blind: This not-so superhero (Sebastian Stan) and his PR girlfriend (Alejandra Onieva) are pulling out all the stops to be seen/recognized. Last weekend a completely random person just happened to spot the pair hiking around Griffith Park. They posted a photo to their Twitter account. Not long after posting the photo, they got called out for it all being set up by the “couples” PR teams. In the past 24 hours, a production assistant on the set of his new cringe show (“Pam & Tommy”) reported on her Tumblr blog that our actor took his gf to the set. Interestingly, no photos. And taking Someone to a set who isn’t cast or crew during COVID?? And oh yeah, the Tumblr person just happens to run a fanfic blog (ironic). But the blogger’s story got ripped apart pretty quickly as being a set up by other social media users. (The story kept changing and becoming more elaborate with each telling). So having not gained the attention the “gf” was hoping for, her team sent an item to Deuxmoi. Guessing the girlfriend wants to get her money’s worth from the “bf” and his team before the contract is over in June. And maybe they are having to resort to the above-mentioned attention-seeking methods because their pap walks look as though the pair want to stab each other. And their beach shots in Tulum late last year? He seriously looked like he was going to throw up when he had to kiss her and play the much in love boyfriend for the paps. And the girlfriend has just arrived from Mexico in the last few days after a two-week loophole holiday to get into the States from Spain. No quarantine upon arrival into America. Sebastian Stan/Alejandra Onieva/”Pam & Tommy” (Who Is Sebastian Stan’s Girlfriend: Is It Alejandra Onieva?)
This national fast-casual chain will do anything to keep its inflated stock price at its peak. The CEO and other executives have a big bonus headed their way if it stays at its current level. This is probably why there is a massive coverup going on about the number of people worldwide who have got sick from the chain’s food over the past few weeks. After all of their past troubles, the stock would crater and the bonuses would go bye-bye. Chipotle (Chipotle earnings smash estimates as online sales overtake in-person orders)
This was recorded but may not air on his streaming show—this former one-season wonder who got two shots outed this west coast NFL quarterback.
This former A list mostly movie actress all of you know, doesn’t really work much any longer. She has a slightly famous child and a really famous ex. She was threatened with being fired after she kept complaining that this permanent A+ list, mostly movie actor, kept groping her when they were filming a movie back in the day. She was told to get over it, and he was just having fun. Katie Holmes/Suri Cruise/Tom Cruise/Michael Douglas/”Wonder Boys”
At this point, I don’t think anything that comes out of the mouth of this ALL CAPS singer/songwriter is true. Whenever she gets on social media, she just makes up stuff about her life, and her latest foray is no different. SZA (SZA says she was scared to wear her hijab after 9/11)
Apparently, this former reality star/celebrity (Howard K. Stern), who is neither of those at the moment, has been living off the proceeds of a sex tape he sold nearly a decade ago that featured his one and only ever client who is a former A- list reality star (Anna Nicole Smith) and someone all of you know. The man (Donald Trump) in the video is someone everyone on Earth knows. The tape is old and was made in the ’90s. The tape was actually purchased as a favor so that it never would see the light of day. I have never seen the video. The former reality star/celebrity who does work, but his pay doesn’t match how he lives, told this story to some friends at a Zoom cocktail party last October. Howard K. Stern/Anna Nicole Smith/Donald Trump (Anna Nicole Smith’s Former Companion Howard K. Stern Today) (Trump On Anna Nicole Smith After Her Death: She Was Great Until She Opened Her Mouth)
Deception: This one-time flash in the pan A- lister (Billy Zane/”Titanic”) has been hiding a bunch of income from this former A list actor. He is an Oscar winner/nominee. The A list actor is the one who financed a company that has been hugely successful in the pandemic. Still, the flash in the pan told the actor that it hasn’t made any money. Considering all the dirt the actor has on the flash in the pan regarding other finances and his procurement of individuals for the actor, and drug use, and other things, you would think the flash in the pan would be more forthcoming. The flash in the pan thinks the former A list actor doesn’t want to bring more attention to himself. I think he would love to have the focus be on something like a money dispute. Billy Zane/”Titanic” (Billy Zane Distances Himself from Company Selling Ventilators to US Govt at 600% Markup)
This A+ list mogul is married, but everybody knows that he is closeted. Over 2 decades ago, he threatened the life of a reporter who planned to out him in an article, pulled a few strings, and the article was never written. A couple years later, the mogul finally got married. More recently, the mogul was planning to acquire a property in Palm Beach. He changed his mind and is now focused on Miami, with its supply of barely legal male model companions.
A few times a year, an escort specializing in BDSM and dominating men would come to visit Los Angeles. She had many high-profile clients such as actors and executives that she would meet when they traveled to Europe for work. So, in the winter months, she would often show up here in town. With the pandemic shutting down her line of work, she was in need of some cash. A lot of cash. She was going to name names. One of those names was this married politician from Southern California who has bigger things in his future. It isn’t a shocker that she ended up dead, but I found it ironic where she ended up being killed. Angela Williams/Kevin McCarthy/”The Standard” London (High-class £2,000-a-night escort, 42, whose clients included married businessmen on the Forbes rich list may have been pushed when she fell to her death from eighth-floor London hotel balcony, her family claim)
One thing this A- list actor/host has not been shy about while living outside the country are fillers. He has done a lot of work to his face, and it doesn’t look good. Zac Efron (Plastic surgery rumors spread on Twitter over Zac Efron’s ‘new face’)
Bani says the pandemic has changed the way people do business in Dubai. Instead of flying in people from all over the world, which has been next to impossible, they came up with a new way of having yachters at their disposal. The government gives the yachters visas, and “employers” pay the yachters as much as $100K per month plus housing and a car and driver. This is why almost all of the single women from one reality show based in the UK have moved to Dubai. “Love Island” (Love Island’s Laura Anderson strips naked to show off sunburn after moving to Dubai)
She isn’t paid for it, but this A list celebrity who is back on social media is happy to promote narratives for those celebrities she deems worthy of her support. So, if that means trashing the former A+ list rapper and promoting his ex, then so be it. I think she forgets that the former A+ list rapper knows all those little secrets about the husband of the celebrity that needs to always stay out of the spotlight. It will be funny when they end up in a rhyme by the rapper or one of his proteges. Chrissy Teigen/John Legend
This former coke addict, who is an A list writer/director and up for some not deserved Oscars this weekend for his crap film, portrays himself as this nobleman for not filming at a hotel this week. The thing is, he wanted to film and finally buckled under the pressure. Aaron Sorkin/”The Trial of the Chicago 7″/”Being the Ricardos”/”Chateau Marmont” (Aaron Sorkin’s Lucy-Desi Movie Scraps Chateau Marmont Shoot Amid Boycott) (Aaron Sorkin and Paulina Porizkova are dating, set to walk Oscars carpet)
Why yes, this political run is a cash grab for the former reality star, and her live-in mooch is already figuring out how many different shell companies she can set up to get paid. Caitlyn Jenner/California Governor (‘I’m in!’: Caitlyn Jenner running for California governor)
This network not only cut their rates by up to 60% for a television event this Sunday, but they also gave bonus spots for NFL football on their cable partner in the fall. That was the only way they were able to sell all the ads available for this Sunday. “ABC”/”93rd Academy Awards”/”ESPN” (Oscars 2021: How to watch and what to know)
This fruit company is planning an ad that focuses on this insanely popular K-pop band. They already get paid millions to endorse a company from their home country, but the fruit company has photos and videos of them actually using their own phones, which are all from the fruit company. “Apple/iPhone”/”Blackpink”/”Samsung” (Blackpink are unshakeable Samsung ambassadors: Jisoo, Jennie, Rosé and Lisa refuse iPhone selfies, have special Galaxy S20 colours in their honour, and show off the South Korean smartphone brand in music videos)
This A list almost-network actress in a show shot north of the border is being cheated on by her husband.
Four For Friday – Bad Drug Behavior:
#1 – This former A list actress all of you know starred on multiple hit television shows. During the run on her first hit show, she was spending more on coke than she was earning, so she started selling it on set and in clubs. Heather Locklear; Shannen Doherty
#2 – This could also fall under the strange hookup category. This former A/A- list singer/possible murder suspect would take turns with this A+ list comic actor doing lines of coke off their naked bodies. Courtney Love/Jim Carrey/”Man on the Moon”
#3 – This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner would do lines of coke and get blitzed drunk before beating and raping his Oscar-winning partner. William Hurt/Marlee Matlin
#4 – This former nighttime soap star was probably A- list at her peak. She has been in the news the past couple of years and was never on Melrose Place. She says that before her first marriage, she and this former A++ list wannabe who is super dull and super pretentious used to do mushrooms and coke and have sex. A lot more people probably would have voted for him if they knew that. Catherine Oxenberg/John Kerry (John Kerry, the actress and a Royal connection)
This streaming giant already purchased one iconic property in this complex. Their plan before the Oscars this year was to acquire the movie theatre everyone knows, the naming rights to the Oscars venue, change the name of the rock café to their own name, and rename the entire complex __________land in a throwback to the days of Hollywoodland. They even want either a Ferris Wheel or roller coaster. They will have this done by the next Oscars. “Netflix”/”ArcLight Theatre” (Hollywood Desperate for ‘Someone’ to Save Arclight Theatre: ‘Netflix You Know What to Do’) (ArcLight Employees Mourn Theater Closure: “No One Was Expecting This”)
Even members of Congress know the celebrity CEO would gladly manipulate the data to show that his car company was not at fault in the death of two people this past week. Congress can send all the letters they want; he will do what he wants to do because there are zero repercussions. Elon Musk/”Tesla” (Congressmen, Consumer Reports Raise Concerns Over Tesla’s Autopilot) (The 2nd victim in the Tesla crash in Texas has been named. Elon Musk and police still don’t agree if the car was driving itself)
This streaming show had a very long hiatus because the star/creator of it had his own #MeToo moment. Now, he is directing and his former co-star is the lead. If you thought James Toback was casting couch horrific, the co-star set the bar way higher. Aziz Ansari/”Master of None”/Lena Waithe (Aziz Ansari’s ‘Master of None’ Season 3 Debuting on Netflix in May)
The alliterate one has been told if she wants any shot at that dream appointment, she needs to vocally support the state leader and also vocalize that a recall is wrong.
At least a couple of the rehab facilities caught up in the sting are owned/controlled by this cult all of you know. Michael Lohan/”Scientology” (Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s Father, Arrested In “Patient Brokering” Scheme)
Because roaches never really go away, the cameras were front and center when the celebrity offspring of an A+ lister left a yoga class because the celebrity offspring of not A+ listers was also there. They share the fact they both have slept with a too old for them alcoholic reality star just to increase their fame. Sofia Richie/Amelia Hamlin/Scott Disick (Sofia Richie *Allegedly* Ditched Her Pilates Class to Avoid Seeing Amelia Hamlin)
Our favorite foreign-born B+ list singer/former actress/current reality judge loves that her current benefactor has much more money than her last. The director she is sleeping with can’t even keep track of all the women he is sleeping with which is why his marriage collapsed. Rita Ora/Taika Waititi/Jude Law’s son Rafferty Law (Rita Ora, 30, sparks romance rumours with Thor director Taika Waititi, 45, as she shares a VERY cosy snap… while fans speculate she will have a cameo in film)
Reader Blind: This failure was surprising, considering this nation (Israel) loudly prides itself on its defense. And how did the nation next door (Russia) know to test it that time? This very large nation has engineered a device that can shut down/block certain systems and has in fact got one on the ground in the nation (Syria) next door. It is doing this because the nation that prides itself on its defense has been active in a country (Ukraine) that borders the very large country. This was a warning. Israel/Russia/Syria/Ukraine (Israeli air defences fail to intercept missile from Syria that landed near nuclear plant)
Once again, people wonder why this A list comic/host/former talk show host/game show host hasn’t lost his jobs for his past history of child abuse. Steve Harvey (Steve Harvey — Cleared of Horrendous Child Abuse Allegations)
This long, long, long, long-time showrunner has in a place a no coke policy but apparently is willing to break it to allow the celebrity CEO to appear on the show. Lorne Michaels/”Saturday Night Live”/Elon Musk (Elon Musk Will Host Saturday Night Live For Some Reason) (SNL, Lorne Michaels Slammed After Elon Musk Announced as Host: ‘Retire… Bootlicker’)
This is from the mouth of the very wealthy guy married to this permanent A++ list athlete. He says that he felt like the alliterate one was hitting on him hard at a US Open, and that is what caused the rift between the athlete and the alliterate one. Alexis Ohanian/Serena Williams/Meghan Markle (Meghan Markle and Serena Williams: Fake Besties? Serena’s Mom Ignores Meghan and Husband Drama!)
This high-ranking executive at the streaming giant is spending a ton of her company’s money to have a camera crew follow her around this Oscar weekend so she can show off her glamorous life. It is unclear if this is for her personal use or if the streaming giant wants to use this obnoxiousness as a corporate in-house film. Susan Wojcicki/CEO “YouTube” (YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki Gets ‘Freedom Expression’ Award Sponsored by YouTube) (The Daily Stupid: YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki, ABC Reporter Jason Nguyen, Days Gone Director John Garvin, and Demi Lovato)
For the longest time that she was “America’s Sweetheart,” this former A+ list mostly movie actress was strung out on meth.
If this A+ list politician seems out of sorts, it could be because she discovered the affair her husband had with the actress and a whole lot of things she thought people didn’t know about her. That is what happens when you look through an oppo file.
This A+ list YouTuber can’t seem to stay out of trouble. You would think he would be turning over a new leaf and try and change the narrative about him. Nope. The woman he sexually assaulted on Friday night would share a differing opinion. Jake Paul (Dana White doubts Triller’s Jake Paul-Ben Askren numbers, no interest in doing business with Paul)
This foreign-born A list, mostly television actress who does a lot of commercials now, always hires a woman to peg her actor husband. Our actress just isn’t into it. Sofía Vergara/Joe Manganiello (Sofía Vergara TV Commercials Ads)
OSCARS: This A-/B+ list actress, who is the offspring of someone lesser on the list, warned her significant other about staying sober last night at a party. He lasted about an hour. Emma Roberts/Garrett Hudlund (Emma Roberts slips into a little black dress as she cosies up to boyfriend Garrett Hedlund at Spring Place’s glitzy Oscars afterparty in LA)
OSCARS: This B+/B list celebrity/actor who is an offspring did not leave a party he attended with his wife, but rather a much younger version of his wife. Evan Ross/Ashlee Simpson (Inside Andra Day’s Star-Studded Oscars Party With Emma Roberts, Garrett Hedlund and More)
OSCARS: This barely legal TikTok star who uses a stage name online has been hooking up with this married A+ list music manager. She got drunk and was talking all about it at an Oscar party on Saturday night.
OSCARS: This A+ list mostly movie actress was at a private dinner after the show, which she attended. She had to suddenly leave when she got word that an ex had overdosed.
OSCARS: This foreign-born A list producer who was a nominee/winner last night was at brunch in a hotel yesterday morning with his wife and stepson when he bailed on them to hook up with a waitress he met the previous night.
OSCARS: A bit of a mess on Saturday night when this server at a bar just east of Pump made a big racket about wanting way, way more money before he would step into the ride sent to him by this closeted A+ list director/producer. He finally did agree to the amount.
OSCARS: In order to land an invite to a particular party, this A- list mostly movie actress had to promise her agent and manager that she would not do any more public campaigning for a role she is desperate to land. She kept to her word, but only because she didn’t want to seem Sean Young about it.
OSCARS: With no designer offering her a dress she liked for free, this A- list mostly movie actress was surprised by this A+ list mostly movie actor who has produced several of her movies, who paid for everything for the actress last night. Regina King/Brad Pitt (Regina King Comes To Slay Once Again, Hits Oscars Red Carpet In Regal Gown)
OSCARS: This foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee held court last night at a party and said if she had been cast in the role that went to a different foreign born mostly movie actress, the former would have won and not just been nominated. She implied the latter actress was not pretty enough to sell the role. Margot Robbie/”Promising Young Woman”/Carey Mulligan (Carey Mulligan Responds To Variety’s ‘Promising Young Woman’ Review And Margot Robbie Comparison) (Margot Robbie Debuts Daring New Bangs at the 2021 Oscars and Fans Can’t Get Enough)
OSCARS: A lot of buzz about how much this A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee aged over the past year. Plus, because of a rare skin condition she discovered, she has not been able to use botox at all, which hasn’t helped. Halle Berry (‘Who gave Halle Berry a bowl cut?’: Star’s Oscars red carpet look sends social media into a frenzy)
OSCARS: This back in the day, alliterate Oscar winner/nominee was the subject of an unrevealed blind last week. One of the spies bumped into her at a party and asked her about the situation (not the blind itself), and the actress replied, “Of course it’s true. The guy is and was an asshole.” Marlee Matlin/William Hurt (Marlee Matlin’s sign language snub at Oscars outrages fans) (BLIND ITEM #3 04/23/21)
OSCARS: There is always one actress/actor who ends up being a huge star in town and who everyone wants to meet. This year, it was this foreign-born B+ list actress who no one in town really knew before this year. Maria Bakalova/”Borat Subsequent Moviefilm” (Behind the Scenes of Maria Bakalova’s Princess Oscars Gown)
OSCARS: This former A+ list reality star all of you know took it upon herself to make this actress feel very welcome. Very very welcome to the point where everyone wondered whether the future husband was going to be gone very soon. Paris Hilton/Maria Bakalova/Carter Reum (Paris Hilton wows in a daring sheer silver gown as she joins glamorous nominee Maria Bakalova at Sunset Tower’s Oscar party) (Paris Hilton is ‘too chill’ about her wedding: ‘She is the opposite of a bridezilla’)
OSCARS: This foreign-born A- list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and, judging by her efforts at a hotel’s rooftop pool on Saturday night, a big lover of cocaine and whiskey.
OSCARS: Please don’t think that female producers aren’t capable of #MeToo. One of the attendees last night has skated by for years, getting young actors to sleep with her for parts.
OSCARS: Speaking of bad behaviors, this Academy Award-winning/nominated director/producer (Joel Coen) was not asked about his super, super, super close relationship to this disgraced Broadway director/producer (Scott Rudin). This is because reporters were warned not to ask. All a bunch of kneepadders. No asking questions of his actress wife (Frances McDormand) either who talks a big game until it comes to friends of the family. Joel Coen/Scott Rudin/Frances McDormand (A Howling Frances McDormand Picks Up 2 Oscars For ‘Nomadland’) (At the Oscars, Frances McDormand Raises Hollywood’s Existential Question) (Producer Scott Rudin Removed From New Films From Joel Coen, Alex Garland & More After Abuse Allegations)
OSCARS: This A list writer/producer who is an Oscar winner/nominee complained several times over the weekend that her writing partner was more interested in his acting award possibility than their shared writing award possibility and treated promotion and marketing that way too. Sacha Baron Cohen/Actor in a Supporting Role “”The Trial of the Chicago 7″/Adapted Screenplay “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm” (Oscars, Sydney style! Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen glam up as they celebrate the 93rd annual Academy Awards in the early hours of the morning in Australia)
OSCARS: This former A list rock star turned movie guy is a massive fan of Rogaine.
OSCARS: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee said she refused to not eat this weekend if she wanted something, so she had two dresses made, depending on how much she ate. She still didn’t eat, though. She will say she had some lettuce wraps, but there was nothing inside the lettuce, so that doesn’t count. This is an argument that can go on for an hour, so don’t even bother. Renée Zellweger (Renée Zellweger Returns to the 2021 Oscars Stage in a Pretty Peony Pink Gown)
OSCARS: Why yes, this A list mostly movie actor from an acting family was whacked out on something. His driver was literally scared the actor was going to have a manic episode. Joaquin Phoenix (Oscars: Joaquin Phoenix makes good on his promise to outfit repeat – again)
Open And Shut: Several decades ago, this actor (Haing S. Ngor) became the first (only actor of Asian descent to win an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor). For a very long time, it looked like he would be the last. He was always very outspoken politically, and the film (“The Killing Fields”) that provided his huge break gave him a platform to discuss those issues (Cambodian genocide) (Plot). He was also one of the first proponents of this spiritual practice (Christianity) which made him an enemy of the country who was desperate to stop its spread. Every speech he gave, he would bring that Oscar and then discuss the country and its oppression. It shouldn’t be a surprise that in a city that boasts many immigrants from that country (Cambodia), he would be murdered here in Los Angeles. Haing S. Ngor/”The Killing Fields”/Cambodian genocide/Christianity/Cambodia (The Many Lives of Haing S. Ngor : Doctor/Actor Turns Author With Autobiography That Recounts Barbarism in Cambodia) (Tragedy Behind the ‘Killing Fields’ Star Who Won a Supporting Actor Oscar) (Survival in the Killing Fields)
If I were this Canadian police department, I wouldn’t look beyond the person who called in the fire for my arson investigation. Sure, one of his neighbors probably provided the personnel necessary, but it was the owner who wanted it done. Montreal/Feras Antoon/CEO “Pornhub” (Inside Pornhub owner’s $19M mansion, now destroyed in a suspicious fire)
A couple of months ago, I told you this director who reeled in her actor husband while he was underage and she was in a position of authority over him, were splitting. Now, they have agreed on how they are dividing everything, and an announcement is pending. Sam Taylor-Johnson/Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Wife Sam Taylor-Johnson Are NOT Getting Divorced!)
I think the music world would love to know how they too can ring up the people who award the Grammys and say, “Yeah, I promised my girlfriend/boyfriend/drug dealer/friend from high school who I lost a bet to, they could be a Grammy winner. Add them to one of my songs as a producer and send an award over. Oh, and try and keep it quiet because we don’t need to let the world in on the shadiness.” At this point, the Grammys might as well be called the Golden Globes. No, wait, what is worse. Yeah, People’s Choice. Taylor Swift/John Alwyn (Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend, Joe Alwyn Is Officially a Grammy Winner)
This A- list actor/television host is going to come out with a story about how his past addiction to steroids led to the crazy recent photos of himself. Zac Efron (What’s behind Zac Efron’s ‘new’ cheeks and jawline, according to experts)
This much-anticipated television reunion did not go as well as planned. It was very obvious one of the cast was in a place health-wise that he should not have probably agreed to it. Hopefully, there can be some good editing. “Friends”/Matthew Perry (Friends Reunion: Here’s everything we know about the upcoming HBO Max special so far)
This might be the first time I have heard something negative about the former A list singer turned talk show host. Apparently, she was really upset they moved her night job to a different sound stage because it was further away from her day sound stage than she liked. Kelly Clarkson/”The Voice”/”The Kelly Clarkson Show”
Last week, the news I told you about the former one-season wonder, outing an NFL QB, has that team trying to deal the QB because they don’t want to deal with the publicity. As I said previously, it was filmed, but that doesn’t mean it will make it to air. The team seems to think it will happen one way or other.
Looks like the mainstream media is finally catching up to what I have been telling you for two or three years about the A list reality star and the cable guy. None of them will dig deep, though, because they don’t want to have that conversation about the timeline and how both were married when it all started. Kim Kardashian/Van Jones (Kim Kardashian and Van Jones dating rumors continue to spread)
Reader Blind – 90’s Limo Driver: Which controversial cable news boss (now deceased) was the biggest tipper going in and out of LAX? And which pint-sized former politico, now news anchor, was the biggest cheapskate? Roger Ailes/George Stephanopoulos
For months, I have been telling you this former A- list actress was gunning for a paid cable job. It looks like she finally landed it. Now, if someone would only ask the coke addict about her two child sex-loving friends. Rose McGowan/”Fox News”/Victor Salva (Rose McGowan likens Democrats to the CULT she was brought up in and claims they are backing leaders opposed to ‘changing the world for the better) (BLIND ITEM 08/22/20)
Running: This former wannabe A++ lister has been writing his memoirs for a few years. All of you know who he is. He has written other books, but this one really dives deep into a decade period of his life. One of his revelations is that he really got into running by dubious circumstances. Those circumstances were that his boss would use running as a cover for more nefarious activities. When he would go out on a solo run, he would often pair that with sex. So, to keep everyone on their toes, he would often invite the wannabe A++ lister and others on the days when he wasn’t meeting with someone. It all looked like a daily habit that was banal and boring. Our wannabe A++ lister discovered the real reason he was being used as a decoy and put an end to running with his boss, but kept on doing it on his own and even ran some marathons. In his memoir, he is going to share that story, and it will be the first time he has really dropped the hammer on his former boss. Al Gore/Bill Clinton
Last month I wrote that this daytime talk show had a plan to bring back some of the OG members of the panel. The OG members were willing, but the current panel knew that would mean job loss, so they threatened to cause even more damage to the show if that happened. Now, the show is so far into the ratings gutter, it might even be too late for the OG members to save it. “The Talk”/Sara Gilbert/Holly Robinson Peete (‘The Talk’ ratings plunge to lowest daytime program following Sharon Osbourne’s exit) (Carrie Ann Inaba Announces Leave of Absence from The Talk to Focus on Her Health) (BLIND ITEM 03/21/21)
Just because we are changing the channel doesn’t mean we are changing the stink. This reality family is setting up another one of the NBA player’s side pieces. You know, instead of just dumping the NBA player. The family much prefers trashing other women than looking in the mirror. Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson (People think Khloé Kardashian just responded to the Tristan Thompson cheating allegations)
This A list singer who has won some big awards has a big-time enemy right now. Apparently, the singer crossed him on a deal, and now the person hired a bot farm which trolls the singer in the comments sections of stories about the singer.
As much as I would like to see this guy go to jail for his part in that failed festival, don’t believe everything you read. Many of the years, this former A list singer/rapper/serial cheater on his frequent duet partner is accused of not paying taxes is well beyond the statute of limitations for collections. Ja Rule/Ashanti/”Fyre Festival”
The alliterate one – “How can we do something to help the world unite and at the same time be self-serving?”
A list celebrity/former co-star – “OMG right. Like, I wish I could just take a wand and make it all go away while doing an IG live. I know what will make everyone happy. A concert.”
The alliterate one – “Right? Like this could be our Live Aid, except better. And with Zoom, we don’t have to do anything except find some people to play in their living rooms. I would help, but you know I am pregnant, and I need to save my strength for some pap appearances before giving birth. I don’t know anyone, and you do, so you line everyone up, and I will make myself and husband campaign chairs because, well, you know, royalty.”
A list celebrity/former co-star – “I don’t know anyone either, but will get my husband to line everyone up. Oh, except for the President. I will sign him up.”
The alliterate one – “Well, don’t tell him I am running for President because he might cancel. What should we call this? Live Vax? Live Aid 2? Oh, how about Vax Live?”
A list celebrity/former co-star – “Perfect. And the tag line can be Can’t Leave Anybody Behind.”
The alliterate one – “That is so good. Like your tags are amazing, and you know me so well because I have never left anyone behind in my wake of destruction to get to the top.”
A list celebrity/former co-star – “Thank you! I stand in front of my mirror all day trying out tag lines in case I get to be a Housewife.”
The alliterate one – “The world doesn’t know how much they need us.”
This alliterate A- list author doesn’t seem to understand why his agency dropped him after learning he has been grooming underage girls. It is likely because they know way more about what he did in those classrooms, including kids from K-12. So far, we have only heard from the high school students. Blake Bailey (Blake Bailey, biographer of Philip Roth, hit with new sexual misconduct allegation)
You know the rich guy who is buying up all the farms. He’s also partnering on many of those farms with the military of this foreign government to develop super animals such as pigs by altering their genetics. Sounds like something that might be done in a lab. Hope it doesn’t get out. Bill Gates (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 04/16/21)
This celebrity offspring of someone higher on the list is secretly back with the abusive/drug-addicted actor. He beats women and then shames them. Margaret Qualley/Andie MacDowell/Shia LaBeouf
Don’t feel sorry for this foreign-born singer who landed on an Asian reality show looking for singers. His story was a setup to see if he could become famous. He did, so he gets his own gig instead of sharing with other members of a group. Vladislav Ivanov/”Produce Camp 2021″ (A Russian spent weeks stuck on a Chinese reality TV show, begging viewers to vote him off. They finally did)
This foreign-born former A- list model/actress, who all of you know, once had a six-month fling with this married former Prime Minister from her own country. It was before he became Prime Minister, but after he became the leader of his party. Paulina Porizkova/Andrej Babiš/Czechoslovakia aka Czech Republic
Trauma – Old Hollywood: This permanent A+ list foreign-born actress (Sophia Loren) is universally beloved and is regularly acclaimed with lifetime achievement awards, even recently. Several decades ago, our actress won her first of many awards for her leading role in this foreign-language film (“Two Women”), which achieved box office success in the U.S. What people don’t talk about, is how our actress, who was already an established star with power at the time of this film, participated in a scene which portrayed our actress (Eleonora Brown), and her way underage co-star, as victims of gang rape. The co-star wasn’t even a teen at the time. The co-star was further traumatized when the cruelest of manipulative techniques was used to elicit her performance during the film’s final scene. Not surprisingly, the co-star was emotionally scarred by her experience on this film set and retired from the business forever while still a teen. Sophia Loren/”Two Women”/Eleonora Brown
This A/A- list host/producer/record label exec/radio host just had an LLC he owns, purchase a house for almost $10M. Meanwhile, he tells his employees and artists that he is dead broke and has no money for them. He hasn’t paid anyone in over a year. Jermaine Dupri
The flowering financial institution is telling no lies with her recent rant about the celebrity CEO. However, and this is a big, however, she profited greatly from his pumping. She got out a few weeks ago when he did and seemed to know exactly what day to exercise her trades, almost as if she got a text telling her. Azealia Banks/Elon Musk/”DogeCoin” (Controversial Rapper Punishes Elon Musk For Pumping DogeCoin In NFT Art)
This A+/A list mostly movie actor who is also a superhero was supposed to do some press for his frequent co-star’s solo movie. Our actor has bailed on multiple appearances. Chris Evans/Scarlett Johansson/”Black Widow” (Scarlett Johansson shares a new look at ‘Black Widow’: ‘You’ve been waiting for this)
This longtime music magazine could do a lot more vetting before knee padding for this once prominent indie film producer who seemingly destroyed his kingdom last year. He’s creeping into making a comeback, and they gave him a puff piece and are doing the bare minimum to acknowledge he enables sexual predators, including a child predator. Wonder if his new benefactor paid for it? “Spin”/Dallas Sonnier/”Cinestate” (Dallas Sonnier Doesn’t Run From a Fight) (Cinestate’s #MeToo Scandal and the Upheaval of the Dallas Film Scene)
Reader Blind – Kindness: A woman in this metropolitan city was guiding her young son along the sidewalk in his push car when a random paper flew out of her purse, and she screamed. Suddenly, a hot hero who is an A-list, mostly television actor, showed up out of nowhere, offering to run across the street and retrieve it. She laughingly thanked him but said it wasn’t necessary. He came closer, and it was then that she recognized him as she looked into his memorable eyes. A lasting impression of kindness was made, and this woman still goes gaga when repeating it. Taylor Kinney, Ex of Lady Gaga (piercing blue eyes)
This recent humanitarian award recipient doesn’t deserve it. Yes, I know he does some things in the community where he lives. However, this A list actor/producer usually finds a successful already running charity operation, and then Elon Musk’s it to where he makes it seem like he started it and he should be the face of it and pushes everyone else to the side. Tyler Perry/”Academy Awards Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award” (Tyler Perry’s Oscar 2021 Speech Transcript in Full—’Refuse Hate’)
He won’t actually make a public statement, but behind the scenes, this A++ lister (President Biden), in conjunction with someone you would think would be his arch-enemy(Mitch McConnell), have decided to 100% support the leader (Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum) of this country (United Arab Emirates) even though he has imprisoned several of his own daughters and a former wife. The A++ lister needs the ruler’s support internationally, and his arch-enemy needs the money to keep flowing in his home state (Kentucky). President Biden/Mitch McConnell/Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum/United Arab Emirates/Kentucky (Biden Calls for Fourth Industrial Revolution: Climate Summit Updates) (Dubai ruling family desperately wants Kentucky Derby win, and may get it Saturday) (We Know Where the Sheikh’s Horse Is. But Where Is His Daughter?)
I think the foreign-born former A+ list tweener needs to know that this collaboration with the foreign boy band will cost him more than he could ever earn back. It is just to try and provide a boost to record sales, so things look better. It is not the manager who is going to be out all the money. It is going to be the singer. Justin Bieber/”BTS”/Scooter Braun (Justin Bieber to collaborate with K-pop superstars BTS on new song)
This foreign-born A- list actress (Xuxa) in her own country stars (Brazil) in multiple shows, including a long-running children’s show (“Xou da Xuxa”). She made her name doing soaps (“Elas por Elas”). She has been married forever but is essentially living with her female makeup artist. Xuxa/Brazil/”Xou da Xuxa”/”Elas por Elas”
This late-night talk show host had a series of questions lined up for this A/A- list mostly television actress who has starred in multiple hits. He was told if he did ask the questions that he would be suspended or fired. Seth Meyers/Elisabeth Moss/Scientology (Elisabeth Moss Thinks Max Minghella Has a Beautiful Neck)
The Hate: I think it is hard to imagine this former A list, mostly movie actress (Winona Ryder), having hate towards anyone. After a movie career in her younger days, she is now getting a whole new generation discovering her on a streaming hit (“Stranger Things”). She was once a tabloid sensation and dated a string of high-profile actors and seemingly always came out at the wrong end of those relationships. Despite being with multiple guys who hit her and abused her, and treated her like garbage, she truly hates one of those men. He didn’t hit her. He did, though, verbally berate her and told her that she should always listen to him and look at what happened to her in the past when she tried thinking for herself. He also treated her like crap and would regularly cheat on her. All of you know him. He is an A+/A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee (Matt Damon) and has at least one franchise (“The Bourne Identity”). At the time they were together, he was less popular than her. He was still getting to that A+ list level. He would wear her down with his whole listening to him shtick. He wanted to look like a big shot to some wealthy friends, and they were looking to get a new company off the ground and wanted investors. Our actor invested a tiny amount but got our actress to invest almost all of her money. When the investments went south, and the rich friends made off with the money, our actor blamed the actress for the lack of success of the investment. He essentially destroyed her and her income at a time when she couldn’t afford it. He then dumped her for another woman. Winona Ryder/”Stranger Things”/Matt Damon/”The Bourne Identity” (Hollywood’s It Couple has split up–and money seems to have been a factor) (After Matt Damon and Winona Ryder Split, He Decided to Only Date ‘Civilians’) (Matt Damon And His Dramatic Dating History With Former Girlfriends – He even dated two actresses at the same time)
At least one player drafted yesterday has suffered clinical depression because he is in the closet and deeply religious.
As close as she was to the chopping block, this NY Housewife has apparently redeemed herself and is not in danger of being fired any longer, despite what you may read on social media. Ramona Singer
This celebrity offspring is probably B+/B. All of you know him because of his parents. He is trying to make it seem as if he is going after this A- list singer, but that is to cover for the fact he is dating a meth addict who also sells it. Chet Hanks/Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson/Lizzo (After Declaring It ‘White Boy Summer,’ Chet Hanks Is Now Shooting His Shot With Lizzo)
This A- list singer/bad actress thinks she is the greatest actress in the world. If that is the case, why did you have to sleep with the foreign-born A list rapper/singer to land a new movie role? Selena Gomez/Drake/”Spiral” (Selena Gomez To Star in Petra Collins’ ‘Spiral’ For Picturestart; Drake Exec Producing; Package Being Shopped by Endeavor Content)
Mr. X – Old Hollywood: A case from many decades ago is now being seen with fresh eyes. It was always stated as a fact that a stalker randomly killed the father of an A list singing family. It now turns out that one of the family hired the person who killed the father. William Lennon/”Lennon Sisters” (Lennon Sister Dad Killed By A Stalker August 1969) (‘Lawrence Welk Show’ Singers the Lennon Sisters Persevered After Their Father’s Grisly Murder) (Lennon Killer Commits Suicide)
This southern reality star’s debut on home shopping was horrible. The channel was expecting a sell-out. It did not go well. Craig Conover/”Southern Charm”/”HSN” (Southern Charm’s Craig Conover Is Taking His Whimsical Pillow Designs to HSN) (“Sewing Down South”)
This alliterate actress is probably permanently A- list. She is an Oscar winner/nominee. She is also finally talking about the sexual abuse of women and minors she saw on a movie set (“Pretty Baby”). She starred many decades ago. She says she was one of the victims and is tired of being quiet about it. She is set to do an interview and discuss it at length. The movie was made specifically to abuse women and girls. Brooke Shields/”Pretty Baby” (Brooke Shields Used to Avoid Looking in the Mirror)
Apparently, this billionaire A+ list reality star/celebrity/host/producer/CEO all of you know and is not a Kardashian/Jenner, saw there were no consequences to what the celebrity CEO did with his pump and dump, so the billionaire joined in on the parade for the worthless crypto and made himself about $100M. Mark Cuban/”Dogecoin” (Mark Cuban Touts Dogecoin on ‘Ellen,’ Says Doge Is ‘Better Than a Lottery Ticket’)
This on again off again southeast Housewife has a huge yachting gig lined up after she wraps filming. It is with a man who also used to pay for one of her castmates. Kenya Moore/”Real Housewives of Atlanta”/Porsha Williams
This would be a shocker even for her. This former A+ list tweener has told very close friends that she wants to transition to a man, not just in name.
Four For Friday – Transport: Normally, I do some type of bad behavior item filled with multiple celebrities in this space on Fridays. This only features one star that I have discovered so far, but there may be more to follow. It is definitely bad behavior. Abhorrent actually. It goes back a few years. I think all of us, including the media, were snookered because we all only heard the version of events (Relationship with El Chapo) described to us by this foreign-born actress (Kate de Castillo). She isn’t lying, but maybe she was told one thing or assumed one thing, but her appearance was just cover. One thing is certain is that over the last couple of years, this A-lister (Sean Penn) made a deal with the new powers to be. The deal? Our A-lister and one of his organizations tell young men in their home country they have found an ideal way to smuggle them into the US. They charge the men a fee, but not a hefty price, just something to make it all seem legit. The men are then transported to Mexico and other Central American countries, have their passports taken away, and begin paying off their fees by working for the cartels in various jobs. If they try to escape, they are killed. Our A lister receives a payment for each person transported through his organization. He has made tens of millions over the past few years arranging transport. Kate de Castillo/El Chapo/Sean Penn